I know it's bad, but for the last five months, I have been seeing a married father of three. We get along so well and have hot, nasty sex every time we meet. Recently, I told him I met another guy (I like to date others and have my freedom). He flipped out and said he told his wife he was leaving her. He said he only wants me. Part of me is flattered, but the other part knows I would get bored if he was really mine, and I would cheat and hurt him. I don't know what to do! Please answer me as soon as possible!
Free Bird Bonnie
Married men always say they're leaving their wives, but they seldom do. That's why (which you've just learned) it's not a good idea to snack on married men. You never know if they are bullshitting or not. Write him an e-mail or letter and tell him if he wants to keep fucking you, he has to accept the fact that you want to remain single. You enjoy your freedom, and leaving his wife for you would be a disaster. Tell him it turns you on that he is taken and it would kill the passion. I think he is calling your bluff, but just in case, you have to make it very clear that you are free and want to stay free. Writing this is better than saying it to his face. This way he can read it over and over again until it sinks in. Start your letter off with "Dear Fuck Buddy?" That should clear things up.
My boyfriend's spunk is so chunky, I would have to chew it to get it down. Not only that, it smells like fish. We're talking chunky-style clam chowder here, and he expects me to swallow his salty tide. He gets super-annoyed if I don't do this. Everything else is fine, but I am not down with this-I would need a blender. Can you come up with a solution?
Gagging Gail
Bring a bag of croutons into the bedroom and tell him you need them to go with your clam chowder. Maybe that will bring the point home. If not, next time he cums in your mouth, French kiss him right away. Slip some of his stew into his mouth and see how he likes it. If you don't have the balls to do that, tell him he needs to drink more water and wank more often. That is what's clogging his pipes. If that doesn't work, tell him you will only blow him if it doesn't involve taking his stew into your mouth. Smell and taste are nature's way of telling you this partner is or isn't the right one to breed with.
My job takes me on the road sometimes for up to eight weeks at a time. My wife and I are in our mid-40s and our sex life is great when I'm at home, but when I'm away, she becomes all about everything but sex. I don't know how she cannot feel the need for relief as I do during these long times apart. We have two young boys (14 and 16 years old) and she says she's too busy to even think about sex. I have suggested other ways to spice up these weeks apart, but she seems to want no part of it. I've tried sexy e-mails and several suggestive phone calls.
I even sent her X-rated pictures of myself, but still no luck! She says she doesn't even think about sex when I'm away. I don't know what to do to get her motor running from long distance. She knows I need more sexual attention during these lengthy road trips, but also makes it clear to me she's just not in the mood when I'm away. This response (or lack thereof) has become extremely frustrating and has me resenting her somewhat for her disinterest. Please help! Should we see a specialist?
No, don't see a specialist. It will put too much pressure on an already tense situation. Most wives want less sex than their husbands. I get these kinds of e-mails every day. All you can do is play upon her romantic side. Tell her she looks good. You miss her smile. You can't wait to massage her feet again. Give her genuine compliments and this will hopefully get her wanting to reward you with sex (or as women prefer, "love making").
Have you never heard the expression, "women fuck to cuddle, men cuddle to fuck"? Keep that in mind at all times and follow through with your romantic promises. Foot rubs get all women horny! Just don't slack off. Do it for at least 20 minutes in a candlelit room, with a glass of wine nearby. It should work! By the way, most women don't get turned on by X-rated pics. It takes more than a visual to get us going. You should be happy that she says she is, "not interested in sex at all when you aren't around." It would be hell if it turned out your wife was gagging for it while you were away. The UPS man would be having all the fun.
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