CABARET ALGONQUIN HOTEL 59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th ...

59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-840-6800. TUES: Andrea Marcovicci, 9, $50 & $50 prix fixe dinner.

ARCI'S PLACE

450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 212-532-4370. WEDS & THURS: Lillias White, 9. FRI & SAT: Lillias White, 8:30 & 11. SUN: Spider Saloff, 3. MON: "NY Xmas Survival Guide," 10; Jim Caruso & Billy Stritch, 8. TUES: Lillias White, 9.

CARNEGIE CLUB

156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.

DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM

346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-265-8133, www.dannysgrandseapalace.com THURS & FRI: NY Press' Sheldon Forrest, 6-8. TUES: Cynthia Crane, 7.

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788, www.donttellmama.com 2 rooms; 2 drink min. WEDS: Fay Simpson, 9; Patrick Boyd (musical comedy), 9; "Jubillee: Songs of Hoagy Carmichael," 7; "I Heart New York" (original musical revue), 6:30. THURS: Paddy Connolly, 11; "Songs of Bill Solly" (ensemble musical revue), 10; Stephanie Licata, 9; Carl Dixon, 8; Trent Blanchard, 7; Seth Rudetsky's Broadway Chatterbox (celebrity interviews), 6. FRI: Bobby Belfry, 11; Patrick Boyd (musical comedy), 9; "The Next Big Broadway Musical" (improvisational musical comedy), 8; "Nancy Witter's Witfest" (stand-up & musical comedy), 6:30; Jim Van Slyke, 6. SAT: Gay & Lesbian Comedy Fest, 10:30; "Poole Party" w/Ron Poole, 8:30; Jenny Burton, 8; Jim Van Slyke, 6; Lynn Kearney, 6; Barbara Zucker-Pinchoff, 4; "Jubillee: Songs of Hoagy Carmichael," 4. SUN: "Camp Adrianne for Girls" w/Adrienne Tolsch, 10; Michael Vaccaro, 8; Debbie Antola, 8; Jim Van Slyke, 6; D. Jay Bradley Christmas Show (musical comedy), 6; Trent Blanchard, 3. MON: "That Time of the Year" (original holiday musical revue), 9; Angela LaGreca's Monday Nite Madness (variety show), 9; Barbara Zucker-Pinchoff, 7; D. Jay Bradley Christmas Show (musical comedy), 7. TUES: "That Time of the Year" (original holiday musical revue), 9; Students of Lina Koutrakos, 9; D. Jay Bradley Christmas Show (musical comedy), 7; Fay Simpson, 7.

FIREBIRD CAFE

363 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-586-0244. WEDS: Baby Jane Dexter, 9:30, $30 & $15 min. THURS: Carolyn Montgomery, 9:30, $20 & $15 min. FRI: Evelyne Oppenheim, 11, $20 & $15 min.; Baby Jane Dexter, 9, $30 & $15 min. SAT: Baby Jane Dexter, 9 & 11, $30 & $15 min. SUN: Baby Jane Dexter, 9, $30 & $15 min.; Amanda Green, 7, $20 & $15 min.

JUDY'S CHELSEA

169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 212-929-5410. WEDS: Lynne Kerr in "Songs My Husband Wrote," 8:30. THURS: Cydney Halpin in "How I Feel," 8:30. FRI: Ruby Rims & Friends pres. "Teddycare Benefit 2000," 8 & 11. SAT: Judi Kreston & David Lahm in "Fun, Laughs, Good Times: Lyrics of Dorothy Fields & David Lahm," 8:30. SUN: Marieann Meringolo, 8:30; "Christmas Toons," 5:30; Naomi Miller in "Love, Marriage, Children & Liposuction," 3. MON: "Leer Mondays" w/Lounge-o-Leers, 10; Ruben Ramos in "Waiting For Life," 8:30. TUES: Audrey Lavine in "This Is No Dream," 8:30.