CABARET ALGONQUIN HOTEL 59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th ...

59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-840-6800. WEDS & THURS: Andrea Marcovicci, 9, $50 & $50 prix fixe dinner. FRI & SAT: Andrea Marcovicci, 9, $50 & $50 prix fixe dinner; 11:30, $50 & $15 min.

ARCI'S PLACE

450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 212-532-4370, www.arcisplace.com THURS: Claiborne Carey, 9, $30 & $15 min. FRI & SAT: Claiborne Carey, 8:30 & 11, $30 & $15 min. SUN: Terri Lynn Paul, 3, $25, $15 min. MON: Steven Lutvak, 8, $25, $15 min. TUES: Steven Brinberg as "Simply Barbra," 9, $30, $15 min.

CARNEGIE CLUB

156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788, www.donttellmama.com 2 rooms; 2 drink min. WEDS: Macabaret: A Fiendish Fable w/Rick Skye, 10. THURS: The Divine Rising Star Part 1: Original Play on Life of Sarah Bernhardt, 9; Seth Rudetskey's Broadway Chatterbox, 6. FRI: Richard Skipper as Carol Channing, 10; The Next Big Broadway Musical, 8, $10, $5 st.; "Poole Party" w/Ron Poole, 7:30. SAT: Tommy Femia as Judy Garland, 11, $17; "Poole Party" w/Ron Poole, 8:30; Marcus Simeone, 8. SUN: Arthur Kirson, 8; Wilde & Divine Part II: Original Play on Life of Sarah Bernhardt, 5:30; Loli Marquez, 5. MON: Wilde & Divine Part III: Original Play on Life of Sarah Bernhardt, 9; Lisa Jolley, 7; Angela LaGreca's Monday Nite Madness, 7. TUES: Bellina Logan impersonates characters from ER & Family Law, 9; Bruce Linser (Naked Boys Singing), 9; Jason Grossman hosts "Funny...Sheesh: Alternative Improv Show" feat. John Hartman, Sharon Fogarty & others, 7, $6.

FEZ

Time Cafe, 380 Lafayette St. (Great Jones St.), 212-330-9349, www.vavavoomroom.com SAT: "The Va Va Voom Room," show combines burlesque, vaudeville, strippers, magicians & clowns into night of cabaret, 10:30, $12 [through 2/24].

FIREBIRD CAFE

363 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-586-0244. THURS: Natalie Douglas, 9:30, $25 & $15 min. FRI & SAT: Varla Jean Merman, 11, $25 & $15 min.; Natalie Douglas, 9, $25 & $15 min. SUN: Songwriter series pres. Pilley, 9, $20 & $15 min.; Zina Goldrich & Marcy Heisler, 7, $20 & $15 min.

GENE FRANKEL THEATER

24 Bond St. (betw. Lafayette St. & Bowery), 212-252-5336. FRI & SAT: Blue Angel's exotic cabaret & flamboyant burlesque show, 8 & 11, $20.

JUDY'S CHELSEA

169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 212-929-5410. Music charge & $10 min. FRI: Frans Bloem in "Serendipity II" w/Bruce Coyle on piano, 8:30. SUN: Frans Bloem in "Serendipity II" w/Bruce Coyle on piano, 8:30; Naomi Miller in "Love, Marriage, Children & Liposuction," 3, $12. MON: "Leer Mondays" w/Lounge-O-Leers, 10; Micheal McQuary in "Back Then They Had Faces," 8:30.