CABARET ALGONQUIN HOTEL 59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th ...

59 W. 44th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-840-6800. WEDS & THURS: Andrea Marcovicci, 9, $50 & $50 prix fixe dinner. FRI & SAT: Andrea Marcovicci, 9, $50 & $50 prix fixe dinner; 11:30, $50 & $15 min. TUES: Andrea Marcovicci, 9, $50 & $15 min.

ARCI'S PLACE

450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 212-532-4370. WEDS: Lillias White, 9. THURS: Cabaret w/Margaret Whiting, 9, $50 & $25 min. FRI & SAT: Lillias White, 8:30 & 11. SUN: Xmas event TBA. TUES: Lillias White, 9.

CARNEGIE CLUB

156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.

DON'T TELL MAMA

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788, www.donttellmama.com 2 rooms; 2 drink min. WEDS: Tommy Koenig's Comics Studio, 9; Lin & Sally's Christmas show (musical comedy), 9; "An Evening in the Spotlight" (talent showcase), 7; The Blonde Leading the Blonde, 7. THURS: That Time of the Year (musical revue), 9; Carl Dixon, 8; Bill Von Hoene, 6:30; Seth Rudetskey's Broadway Chatterbox, 6. FRI: Bobby Belfry, 11; Keyth Lawrence & The Purple Circle, 10; Pamela Lewis, 8:30: The Songs of Bill Solly, 8; The Stand-Up Comedy Experience, 6; Stephen Cornine, 6. SAT: Tommy Femia as Judy Garland, 11; "Poole Party" w/Ron Poole, 8:30; The Songs of Bill Solly, 8; Lin & Sally's Christmas show, 6; "That Time of Year" (holiday musical revue), 5.

FIREBIRD CAFE

363 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-586-0244. WEDS: Phillip Officer, 9:30, $25 & $15 min. THURS: Carolyn Montgomery, 9:30, $20 & $15 min. FRI: K.T. Sullivan & Jeff Harnar, 11, $30 & $15 min.; Baby Jane Dexter, 9, $30 & $15 min. SAT: Baby Jane Dexter, 9 & 11, $30 & $15 min. SUN: Baby Jane Dexter, 9, $30 & $15 min.

JUDY'S CHELSEA

169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 212-929-5410. Music charge & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: Stephanie Cheek, Mark Leggieri & Jason Sirois, 8:30. FRI: Ruby Rims & friends pres. "Teddycare Benefit 2000," 8 & 11. SAT: Marieann Meringolo's In the Spirit" w/piano accompaniment by Jim Brough, 8:30. SUN: Annual Christmas sing-a-long w/Clare Cooper & Baby Grand, 10; Naomi Miller in "Love, Marriage, Children & Liposuction," 8:30, $12 & min.

MEDICINE SHOW

549 W. 52nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-262-4216. WEDS-SAT: "Bionic Cabaret," musical/comic variety show, 8, $12.