CABARET ARCIS PLACE 450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th ...
450 Park Ave. S. (betw. 30th & 31st Sts.), 212-532-4370. WEDS & THURS: Judy Kaye, 9. FRI & SAT: Judy Kaye, 8:30 & 11. SUN: Karen Mason, 8; Spider Saloff, 3. MON: Karen Mason, 8. TUES: Lillias White, 9.
CARNEGIE CLUB
156 W. 56th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-957-9676. FRI & SAT: Cary Hoffman sings Sinatra classics from the 50s, 9:30 & 11, $20 & $15 min.
DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM
346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-265-8133, www.dannysgrandseapalace.com THURS & FRI: NY Press' Sheldon Forrest, 6-8. TUES: Cynthia Crane, 7.
DON'T TELL MAMA
343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788, www.donttellmama.com 2 rooms; 2 drink min. WEDS: "Rick Skye: A Macabaret" (musical comedy), 10; Students of Kevin Scott Hall, 9; Susan Neuffer, 8; "An Evening in the Spotlight" (talent showcase), 7; Thomas, 6. THURS: Darlene Violette, 10; "The Divine Rising Star Part 1" (original play), 9; Carl Dixon, 8; Trent Blanchard, 7; Seth Rudetsky's Broadway Chatterbox (celebrity interviews), 6. FRI: "The Stand-Up Comedy Experience," 9 & 11; "The Next Big Broadway Musical" (improvisational musical comedy), 8; "Beyond The Apron" (musical revue), 6; Lori Puleo, 6. SAT: Steven Brinberg as Barbara Streisand, 11; "Poole Party" w/Ron Poole, 8:30; Jenny Burton, 8; Eric Millegan, 6; Tessa Bell, 6; Debbie Antola, 4; Thomas, 2. SUN: "Camp Adrianne for Girls" w/Adrienne Tolsch, 10; Keith Crescente, 8; Students of Kevin Scott Hall, 8; James Alexander, 6; "The Wild & Devine Part 2" (original play), 5:30; Trent Blanchard, 3; "Songs of Bill Solly" (musical revue), 3. MON: "Jubilee: Songs of Hoagy Carmichael" (musical revue), 9; "Divine Golden Years Part 3" (original play), 9; "Blonde Leading the Blonde" (musical comedy), 7; "Sellouts: New Amazing Product" (comedy troupe), 7. TUES: Students of the New School, 9; Bruce Linser, 9; Students of the New School, 7; Lynn Kearney, 7.
FIREBIRD CAFE
363 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-586-0244. WEDS: Steve Ross, 8:30, $35 & $15 min. THURS: Steve Ross, 9:30, $35 & $15 min. FRI & SAT: Steve Ross, 9 & 11, $35 & $15 min. SUN: Christine Pedi, 7, $20 & $15 min. MON: Christine Pedi, 9, $25 & $15 min.
JUDY'S CHELSEA
169 8th Ave. (betw. 19th & 20th Sts.), 212-929-5410. WEDS: Lynne Kerr in "Songs My Husband Wrote," 8:30. THURS: Cydney Halpin in "How I Feel," 8:30. FRI: Ruby Rims & Friends pres. "Teddycare Benefit 2000," 8 & 11. SAT: Judi Kreston & David Lahm in "Fun, Laughs, Good Times: Lyrics of Dorothy Fields & David Lahm," 8:30. SUN: Marieann Meringolo, 8:30; "Christmas Toons," 5:30; Doris Chwatsky, 3. MON: "Leer Mondays" w/Lounge-o-Leers, 10; Linda Bianchi in "For Your Eyes Only," 8:30. TUES: Audrey Lavine in "This Is No Dream," 8:30.
ZINC BAR
90 W. Houston St. (betw. LaGuardia Pl. & Thompson St.), 212-477-8337. WEDS: "Hysteria" (MC Irene & comics), 8, free.