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9 Great Jones St. (betw. B'way & Lafayette St.), 212-604-4224. See also "Rock 'n' Roll." MON: KONKRETE JUNGLE: NY's longest running drum 'n' bass party?regular DJs incl. Cassien, Del Mar, SoulSlinger, Swingsett, Odi & guests; 10:30, $10.
ALPHABET LOUNGE
104 Ave. C (7th St.), 212-780-0202, www.monikabrand.com WEDS: ALL THAT JAZZ: Monika Brand takes break from the Sala & does her siren thing w/Andre Rybov; 8-11, free.
ALYCHYMY
12 Ave. A (betw. Houston & 1st Sts.), 212-477-9050. SAT: SEXY SATURDAYS: DJ Eleven & cohort "The Sorcerer" spin hiphop, soul & reggae; 10.
ANGEL
174 Orchard St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-780-0313. No cover. WEDS: ROCK 'N' ROLL RADIO: DJ Dizzy hosts new rock night feat. Oneida's Fat Bobby; 9:30. THURS: ETHER: DJs Blues & Fflood spin jungle, ambient & electro blipperings; 10. FRI: COMBUSTIBLE: DJ Scratch Famous from Chicago's seminal Deadly Dragon Soundsystem spins old-school hiphop, Latin beats & dancehall; 10. SAT: INSTINCTIVE PATH: Hiphop & soul party party w/Rob Flow & Clay Nice; 10. SUN: XALAM: Senegalese & African music by DJ Dakar; 10, free. TUES: HOT CALLALOO: Weekly hiphop & reggae party feat. DJs Niko & Kest plus guest; 10.
AUBETTE
119 E. 27th St. (betw. Park & Lexington Aves.), 212-686-5500. WEDS: STACKED DECK: $mall ¢hange vibes out in social lounge w/underground hiphop, deep funk & house, salsa & breaks; 8, free. MON: STOLEN MOMENTS: $mall ¢hange drops real jazz & beyond for swanky folk & sometimes DJ Gerald McBoing Boing joins in; free.
BAKTUN
418 W. 14th St. (9th Ave.), 212-206-1590. THURS: Connect 4 DJ Squad (Frenzi, Mor, Sonic & Lord Vader) spin hiphop, classics & old-school r&b; 7, $5.
BAR 169
169 E. B'way (Essex St.), 212-473-8866. FRI: Breeders-inspired Barbiana Complex performs?maybe their work won't end up in car ads; 8, $3.
BARAZA
133 Ave. C (betw. 8th & 9th Sts.), 212-539-0811. WEDS: THIAROYE: DJs Dakar & guests spin reggae. THURS: BARAZA THURSDAY: DJ Bay of Pigs spins Cuban, salsa & funk; 10, free. FRI: Brazilian, Latin & soul w/DJ Maurice & Vu Vade; 10, free. SAT: DJ Bay of Pigs, who says his name with a straight face, keeps classic salsa flowin'; 10, free. MON: DIGGS 2000: Put your Monday blues off until Tuesday w/house, r&b & dance music; 10, free. TUES: Trip hop & ambient party w/DJ Daemon.
BARMACY
538 E. 14th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-228-2240. WEDS: DR. HUMP: DJ Wake 'n' Bake spins rock, sexual garage & psycho-country plus a nightly game of something called "Sexual Dysfunction Bingo" w/Dr. Ducky. Always a weekly theme: tonight, celebrate V-Day by learning how to safely bring bondage into the bedroom; 10, $3, free before 10. THURS: ROCK 'N' ROLL DRUGSTORE: That Guy Tom explores the sonic universe between pre-punk & punk proper, spinning Iggy, MC5, the NY Dolls, Dead Boys, Sonics, etc.; 10, free. FRI: SQUARESVILLE: Dr. Ringding & Slim Chance play anything from "guitar & sax grind" to punk, soul & metal while hipsters attempt to shake it; 10, free. SAT: BIG YELLOW: DJ James Spooner with "beats from the brotherland" incl. 70s soul, funk & early hiphop; 10, free. SUN: TIMEBOMB: Punk, rock 'n' roll & Blondie?praise the Lord then throw a few back & then a couple more; 10, free. TUES: SHINDIG: DJ Johnny Oh spins 60s as the go-go dancing (and somewhat cracked-looking) Pontani Sisters demonstrate the watusi, frug & swim. Tonight, another pajama party, so bring your favorite, or lack thereof; 10.
BEAUTY BAR
231 E. 14th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-539-1389. Half priced drinks till 9. WEDS: AM/FM: 60s & 70s big beat party w/Mike M.D. behind the wheel; 10, free. THURS: POP-O-DELIC: Acid-styled bubblegum pop party w/the Professor; 10, free. FRI: MEDIUM RARE: WBAI's DJ Monk1 spins deep 60s & 70s groove, city soul & Jamaican r&b; 10, free. SAT: THE ALMIGHTY BURNER: Young DJ Samir kicks out jazz-groove-soul-funk jams, from James Brown & Herbie Hancock to Jungle Brothers & Tribe; 10, free. MON: FLYING JINNY: Shecky Wrek spins it all; 10, free. TUES: TRUCK STOP TUESDAY: The Professor serves up 18-wheel anthems about cheatin', lying & drinkin' for all the, uh, wranglers in the house; 10, free.
BELMONT LOUNGE
117 E. 15th St. (betw. Irving Pl. & Union Sq. E.), 212-533-0009. FRI: AFROLICIOUS: DJ K.L. Diablo's long-running hiphop, funk, classics & soul party for the weekenders; 9:30, $5.
BLUE LOUNGE
197 Driggs Ave. (N. 8th St.), Williamsburg, 718-782-8005. WEDS: NEW WAVE 80S: Synthpop, New Romantics & memorable favorites in this Williamsburg lounge; 10:30-2:30 a.m., free. SAT: Shack keeps underground & old-school flowing; 10:30-2:30 a.m. MON: GREATEST MELODIES OF ALL TIMES: Eclectic night of music feat. tunes from 30s-60s like Nat King Cole, Ella, Elvis, Nina & Frank; 9, free.
BOTANICA
47 E. Houston St. (betw. Mulberry & Mott Sts.), 212-343-7251. WEDS: SOUL PARTY: DJ Mr. Fine Wine spins classic soul 45's; 10, free. FRI: MR. VACATION: Spins vintage reggae, hiphop & break beats; 10, free. SUN: SHARKBITE: Every week at 8. MON: POWERLOUNGE!: DJ Shakey spins just about everything from rock to jazz, order take-out straight to the bar; 8-1, free. TUES: BOTANICA TUESDAYS: DJs Jes Grew & Sol spin hiphop, jungle & blues; 9, free.
CENTRO-FLY
45-51 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-627-7770. TUES: GBH: Cheetah's Friday night party comes down the street for Valentine's Day, Tony Humphries & DJ Disciple spin; 10-5:30 a.m., $10-$20.
CHEETAH
12 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-206-7770. No sneakers, hats, jeans or athletic gear, ever. WEDS: NETWORK: Business card gets you in free before midnight where DJ Jared, Ted the Dillenger & a slew of celebs await your arrival; 10, $10-$20. FRI: GBH: DJ Tuesdae (in a string bikini) & Seth spin new wave & rock 'n' roll in the upstairs lounge area while Carl Kennedy & Anthony Mac keep house on the downstairs decks, 212-539-3916 for guestlist info; 10, $10-$20. SAT: CHERCHEZ LA FEMME: City natives as well as bridge & tunnel types flock to hear DJ Rich Rydell's house beats, see trapeze artists flying overheard & enjoy DJ Double "00" spinning hiphop downstairs?if they can squeeze in. Open bar 10-11?212-252-CLUB for guestlist & info; 10, $15-$20. SUN: MARDI GRAS: Studio 54's Nicky Siano & DJ Merritt spin for ongoing party feat. hot DJs & different musical acts each week?open bar from 9:30-11, $10. MON: PURR: Four years & still going?Bonnie & Belinda host?hiphop party for celebs & ultra-trendy folks; $25 men, $7 ladies.
CHINA CHALET
47 B'way (betw. Morris & Exchange Sts.), 212-943-4380. SAT: GODDESSES: Parties for big, beautiful women & men & their admirers?men in suits free before 9:30; 9, $20, incl. 2 drinks.
DEMERARA
215 W. 28th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-643-1199. SUN: TOGETHER IN SPIRIT: Soul party w/dance music from 70s & 80s by DJ Wil upstairs and Byrd & Glenn downstairs; 3-10 p.m., $12.
DINER
85 B'way (Berry St.), Williamsburg, 718-466-3077. SUN: AUDIO BUFFET: Turntablist regular DJ Dizzy, from Williamsburg microradio station free103point9, spins an eclectic mix w/guest DJs & performers; this week, Matt Mikas; 10-2 a.m., free.
DRINKLAND
339 E. 10th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-228-2435, www.drinkland.com No cover except Sundays. SAT: MIND FLUID ELEVATION THROUGH SOUND: Lola, Kayo! & G.O.V.'s new party in plush-ass atmosphere; 10, free.
EXIT
610 W. 56th St. (betw. 11th & 12th Sts.), 212-398-1014. SAT: EXITANTE SATURDAYS: Johnny Famolari & Norty Cotto provide music for six levels of music in the logical setting for Die Hard IV; 10, $20, $15 before 12 a.m.
FAILTE
531 2nd Ave. (betw. 29th & 30th Sts.), 212-725-9440. WEDS: Specials for the ladies all night long & eclectic mix coming through the speakers; 8, free. THURS: Robbie Ronson spins 80s alternative hits, Britpop, funk & more; 9, free. FRI: DJ Y spins 70s, 80s & 90s music that'll make you feel good; 10, free.
FRANK'S LOUNGE
660 Fulton St. (S. Elliot St.), Bklyn., 718-726-1322, www.bangtheparty.com FRI: BANG THE PARTY: Three years & still running, E-man spins the deepest house. Also, Black History month celebration feat. vocals by Sweet Sable, live painting by Jackson Brown & "funky as an orangutan on mushrooms" guest DJ James Bucknell; 11, $5.
FUN
130 Madison St. (betw. Pike & Market Sts.), 212-964-0303. Open daily from 8 p.m.-4 a.m. WEDS: SESSIONS: Loungey house music w/Diego & the guys from 'Til Noon Productions: DJ Que & Bill Patrick; 10, $5. FRI: DAMN IT I NEED A DRINK: Dirty Dave Swingsett spins drum 'n' bass; 9, $5. SAT: GOLDEN BOYS: Digital lounge w/Thomas, Eric & Holmar; 10, $5.
GUERNICA
25 Ave. B (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-674-0984. WEDS: WICKED: Two-step & UK garage w/Greg Poole, New York (there's a DJ w/the balls to call himself New York) & Lucinda L.C.; 10, free. THURS: UBIQUITY: New party for electric-deep, underground, soulful house & loungecore; 10, free. FRI: SLIPPERY: DJ Greg Poole, also on duty Mon., spins anything from Abba to Outkast (bounce baby, bounce) to Basement Jaxx; 8. SAT: FUNKY SENSATION: Qool Marv & guests spin sexy soul downstairs while DJ Darren handles hiphop, house & garage upstairs; 8. TUES: CAMOUFLAGE 2000: Bruna & Beau treat you to an evening of drum 'n' bass, jungle & house, 212-252-2199 for info; 10, free. MON: TRONIC TREATMENT: Heavy drum 'n' bass w/Franky Bones, Adam X, Nigel Richards, Heather Heart, Christian Smith, Brian Zentz & others; 10, free.
HUSH
17 W. 19th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-252-3244. FRI: LATIN FUSHION: DJ Richie blends mix of Latin vibes w/house & classics while DJ Fish & Ed Swift spin hiphop, r&b & reggae in the redroom?open bar 10-11, RSVP 212-398-1014; 10, $10-$20.
IDLEWILD
145 E. Houston St. (betw. Eldridge & Forsythe Sts.), 212-591-0787. TUES: DEEP SEA: Lola & E-Man move their underground house party above the clouds. Tonight, an evening w/King Street Records feat. Kayo! & James Vincent; call even if you aren't interested to hear the wicked answering machine message; 10, free.
INFRA-RED
210 Rivington St. (betw. Pitt & Ridge Sts.), 212-254-5043. MON: Connect 4 DJ Squad (Frenzi, Mor, Sonic & Lord Vader) spin hiphop, classics & old school r&b, 800-994-TWINZ for party info; 6, free.
IZZY BAR
166 1st Ave. (betw. 10th & 11th Sts.), 212-228-0444.
JOY
243 W. 28th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-946-1972. FRI: JACK RABBIT SLIMS: Little to do with Pulp Fiction as DJs Tony Humpheries & Mark Ronson do hiphop, reggae & r&b; $15.
LA BELLE EPOQUE
827 B'way (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 212-254-6436. THURS: LA RUMBA: Dance to salsa & old-school Cuban music w/DJ Fede?live performances at 10:30 & 12:30 a.m.; $7.
LAST EXIT
136 Atlantic Ave. (betw. Clinton & Henry Sts.), Bklyn., 718-222-9819. FRI: LISTEN: Weekly party w/DJs Jeph & Dribbler handling..."grooves"; 10, free. SAT: SOUL SEARCHIN': DJ Taro booty-calls you with vintage soul & funk; 10, free.
LEI BAR
139 1/2 E. 7th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-420-9517. FRI: PLANET CLAIRE: New party from hosts Holly (Greendoor) & Johnny T. (Motherfucker) feat. go-go action & 80s hits; 11, $5-$7. SAT: TRICK: DJ Miss Guy of the Toilet Boys, Jesse Malin & Holly spin rock, soul & punk, plus go-go dancers; 11, $7.
LIMELIGHT
47 W. 20th St. (6th Ave.), 212-802-9268. WEDS: VALENTINE'S LOVEFEST: Live performances by Engine Orange, Billy Chaos & Sick plus the return?at midnight, no less?of AJ Amir spinning club, house & progressive trance; 9, $10-$15. SAT: 18 & OVER PARTY: What a relief to not have to use bootleg fake IDs?Jason Ojeda spins & girls are even less legal than usual.
LUDLOW BAR
165 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-353-0536. Free weekdays. Free weekends, $3 after 11. WEDS: DJ Rick of D Generation brings you hiphop, house & classic rock; 9. THURS: DJ John Stanler w/hiphop & rock plus the lovely Nicole; 9. FRI: DJ Jared takes on rap & reggae; 10. SAT: John spins rare rap & soul for a slamming Friday night; 10. SUN: TOGETHER: DJs Greg Poole & Pam spin for the regulars; 9. MON: LOW PROFILE: Four years & still running! Qool Marv isn't dead & he plays house for the in-crowd; 9. TUES: THE PAM & JAZZY SHOW: Pam calls the shots while Jazzy gets out the hiphop, reggae & merengue; 9.
NAKED LUNCH
17 Thompson St. (betw. Canal & Grand Sts.), 212-343-0828. TUES: SHARE LIBATIONS: DJs Qool Marv & Vou Vou spin urban lounge, hiphop & world at chilled-out spot conducive to quality time?drink specials 6-9, 917-309-6101 for info; 6-2 a.m., free.
NELL'S
246 W. 14th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-675-1567, www.nells.com WEDS: CUBANSOUL/WORLDBEAT CAFE: DJ Medina's old-school Cuban favorites w/live performance by Miguel Quintan y Los Soneros De Oriente; 9, $10; Worldbeat Cafe downstairs feat. DJ Elvira w/Pure Salsa, www.cubansoul.com for info; 9, $7-$10.
NO MOORE
234 W. B'way (N. Moore St.), 212-925-2901. SAT: LA RUMBA: Live afro-Cuban music, complete w/free dance lessons. Live music at 10:30 & 12, lessons at 8:30, $10.
NOWBAR
22 7th Ave. S. (Leroy St.), 212-293-0323, www.glowgirl.com THURS: GUILTY PLEASURES: Glorya Wholesome & Gil's kinky party for transsexuals, cross-dressers & their admirers showcases transgender performers, live vocalists & lip-sync artists. (And if you've never seen a lip-sync artist, it's pretty wild; they're like vocal mimes.) Superstar guests incl. Siren LaVerne Cox & Paulina of LIPS. Tonight: The Voluptuous Frankie Cocktail; 9, $10 women, $20 men. FRI: GODDESS: Glorya Wholesome's transgender cabaret party w/music by Throb's DJ Carter plus Lindsay Blue of LIPS, 10, $10-$20. SAT: GLORYA WHOLESOME'S LIVING LEGENDS: Another party for transsexuals & cross-dressers feat. drag shows & sounds by Throb's DJ Carter; 10, $10 women, $20 men.
LA NOUVELLE JUSTINE
24 1st Ave. (betw. 1st & 2nd Sts.), 212-473-0516. S&M cafe w/nightly fetish & verbal-abuse shows. SAT: GLAM2001: Hostesses Nikki Kane & Georgie Seville's sexy glittery glam rock party w/rock 'n' roll karaoke & guest DJs; 12, $10, $5 w/invite.
OHM
16 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-229-2000, www.ohmnyc.com THURS: FUZION: Tourists & trendies come here for night of Latin mixes; 10, $20. FRI: FUSION: DJs Mada, Casper & Arson spin hiphop, salsa & house in three atmosphere-enhanced lounges; 10, $15-$20. SAT: NO LIMIT: Hi-energy house & techno by Jared Scream & Sebastian, while Louie Passion spins funk, soul & hiphop downstairs; 10.
PYRAMID CLUB
101 Ave. A (6th St.), 212-228-4888. SAT: FLY LIFE: DJs Merritt & Cuffy mix Latin, hiphop & classics for diva girls & hot boys; 10, $5-$10.
RAVEN CAFE
194 Ave. A (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 212-529-4712. Always free. WEDS: DAMAGED: New party all about goth, new wave, punk & industrial w/DJ Dandy Sex; Professor Jeff & Tibby X's sinful evening of pleasure; 11. SAT: BOSS SOUNDS: Monthly ska/reggae/soul/mod party; 10. SUN: THE OTHER SIDE: DJ Jarek & Skellington w/goth, industrial & new wave; 9. MON: HEAVY MANNERS MONDAYS: DJ's Marvelous Hagler, Johnny Metro, Agent Jay & Upsetter FC spin reggae & its offshoots & antecedents?ska, rocksteady & dub; 9. TUES: THE SHADOW FACTORY: Experimental pop, drone, post-punk & something called "children's psychedelia" w/DJ Jon Deadleaves will probably work better if you take the right pills; 10, free.
REMY LOUNGE
104 Greenwich St. (Carlise St.), 212-267-4646. SAT: ATREVETE: Two-floor party has become a staple w/hiphop, reggae, r&b by Ed Swift & Fish; salsa, house & Latin pop by DJs Richie & Nelson, 212-869-1781 for guestlist action; $15, $10 guestlist. TUES: SHOOTING STAR KARAOKE: Here's your chance to strut your stuff while drinking down happy-hour priced drinks (until 7)?dance music takes over after that, 212-869-1515 for info; 5.
RIVERTOWN LOUNGE
187 Orchard St. (betw. Stanton & Houston Sts.), 212-388-1288. 10, free. MON: SCATALOGICS: Open turntables, bring your own records & headphones & wear deodorant, you've been in that room for a while?sign-ups start at 9.
RUBBER MONKEY
279 Church St. (White St.), 212-625-8220. WEDS: LUBRICATED: Resident DJ Paris spins classics, hiphop & house while fashion industry monguls, models, spoken-word artists, music types & others try to have sex with one another; 9, free. THURS: CELEBRITY: Learn to laugh at those who think rubber is a fashion statement while enjoying live performances by house divas; 9, free. FRI: Danny Kane beings his classic blend & lovely lasses to this karaoke party?r&b & hiphop downstairs; 10, $10, $5 in fetish gear. SAT: RUBBER REVENGE: Taking over where Mother left off, this fetish party brings masters & servants together under one cheerful roof; 10, $10, $5 in fetish gear.
SAPPHIRE
249 Eldridge St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-777-5153, www.sapphirelounge.com Half priced drinks 7-10. WEDS: SHORTY'S LOVE LOUNGE: DJ Ramsy returns w/mix of hiphop, funk & disco tunes; 7, free. THURS: STRAIGHT UP: Start your weekend a little early, while downing multiple rounds of scotch & soda w/DJ E-Man?one of NY's best hiphop, house, classics & soul spinners; 10, $3. FRI: THE B-SIDE: DJ Eddie Marz designs a masterpiece of beats & rhythms; 6, $5. SAT: INFINITY: DJ Seth K spins house, classics, old-school, hiphop & Latin; $5. SUN: SOCIAL SUNDAY: DJs Chappy & Don S. start the week right?with half-price drinks to get introspective downtown folk dancing; 10, $1 contrib. MON: SAPPHIRE THE PARTY: After-hours music at happy-hour time. Pete Lax starts the night w/rhythms, then the Shaker (from the UK) w/Kevin McCray take over; 7, $5 incl. one drink. TUES: TOUCH TUESDAYS: DJ Will Milton brings WNYU's "Candy Store" further downtown; 10, $1 contrib.
SHINE
285 W. B'way (Canal St.), 212-358-3580. THURS: GIANT STEP MONDAYS: Resident DJ Ron Trent w/King Britt & special guest Carl Hancock Rux; 10, $10.
XVI
16 1st Ave. (betw. 1st & 2nd Sts.), 212-260-1549. 21 & over, no baseball caps. WEDS: STARFISH: Urban & rural soundscapes provided by DJ Beat Pharmacy & Neva w/live performances by Tribal Soundz; 10, $5. THURS: PANDEMONIUM: DJs Evil Dee, Butta L & Mocha spin top notch hiphop, r&b & classics; 10, free. FRI: & SAT: ALLSTARS: DJs Butt L, $mall ¢hange, Larry Love, Soul Selector & friends keep the weekenders moving as their vomit fills our streets; 10, $5. TUES: KOOLOUT: Classic funk, soul, r&b, hiphop & reggae sounds fill the room as DJs Wally, Finsta, Sweets & Rick Blak let it all hang out; 10, free.
SLIPPER ROOM
167 Orchard St. (Stanton St.), 212-253-7246, www.slipperroom.com WEDS: J.C. Hopkins' "Champagne Fountain of Joy" feat. LeeAnn Westover & others, 10, $5 contrib.
SOL CAFE
229 DeKalb Ave. (Clermont Ave.), Bklyn., 718-625-0059. WEDS: GROOVE NIGHT IN BROOKLYN: Ft. Greene comes alive w/house music & live performances by guest musicians like Zilo Groove, Meschelle N'Degue & D'Angelo; 8.
SWIM
145 Orchard St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-0799. THURS: THE GATHERING: URB & Mass Appeal magazines host weekly soul & hiphop party w/DJs Jeffstaple & Selector JD; 11-3 a.m., free.
TAGINE DINING GALLERY
537 9th Ave. (40th St.), 212-564-7292. THURS: UNIVERSAL CAFE: NYPress' DJ Eddie Marz spins organic sounds that will move your soul; 9, $5.
TRIBE
132 1st Ave. (St. Marks Pl.), 212-979-8965. MON: HEY LOVE: Dancehall, hiphop, soul, Afrobeat & garage at Higher Ground's weekly party; 8, free.
TRUE
28 E. 23rd St. (betw. Madison Ave. & Park Ave. S.), 212-254-6117. WEDS: GOMORRAH: New fetish party w/different promoters each week, but S&M is always encouraged?those dressed in fetish gear or all black are discounted at the door. This week, "What Is Fetish III: The Red Party," w/performances by Leda/Arena Productions & Epstein & Hassan; 8-2 a.m., $5-$20. FRI: KITSCH-INN: Abby Ehmann invites you to mingle & drink while DJ Michael T & Robbie D keep you dancing to punk, glam & heavy metal hair bands?this week, showcase w/Daddy & In the Circuit plus Hostess Ho-Ho: Food Performance Goddess Gecko; $5-$10. SUN: MOTHERFUCKER: Poly-sexual, neo-glam/rock 'n' roll party hosted by the queen of all bitches, Misstress Formika w/DJs Michael T, Dirty Dan & Alec the Kid; 10, $5-$15. TUES: LATINO CAFE: Weekly party for connoisseurs of Latin, reggae & downtown tempos w/house music. Tonight: DJ Rio, Tommy T & Jose Burgos; 10; 5-10 p.m.
TWILO
530 W. 27th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-268-1600, www.twiloclub.com 21 & over except Fri. & Sat., 18 & up. FRI: Tonight, Deep Dish, Layo & Bushwacka are in charge. SAT: RESPECT IS BURNING: Junior Vasquez, who doesn't go on until 3 a.m. at the earliest, stretching his night well into Sunday morning...it's the return of the 6 a.m.-noon party session w/guests such as tonight's David Knapp; 11, $20-$25. SUN: Ring in President's Day w/DJs Carl Cox & Danny Tenaglia, $35.
219 FLAMINGO
219 2nd Ave. (betw. 13th & 14th Sts.), 212-533-2860. WEDS: PLATINUM: DJs Daryl Raymond & Gregg spin hiphop & reggae for those who prefer those of the same sex; 10, $5 after 10:30. FRI: CLIT CLUB: Long-running night for da ladies; 10, $3-$7, $9 after 11. SAT: FLAMING: Gayrage house, funk, hiphop & happy stuff that'll get you on the dance floor; $5.
VILLAGE UNDERGROUND
130 W. 3rd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-777-7745. See also "Rock 'n' Roll." FRI: ALTERNLATINO: Live performances & music by DJ Time; 9, $5-$12, free till 11. SAT: BRAZILIAN WAY: 101% Brazilian all night long w/live performance & music by DJ Fabio S., 212-869-1515 for guestlist; 10, $5-$12, free before 11.
WORLD NIGHTCLUB
1501 B'way (43rd St.), 212-252-3242. SAT: WORLD SATURDAYS: Two floors of music feat. house w/DJs Denny Tsettos & Jared Scream in the main room; hiphop & r&b in the V.I.P. room by DJ Ted Dillinger; 10, $20-$25.
WORLD TRADE CENTER
1 West St. (betw. Liberty & Vessey Sts.), 212-524-7000. SUN: THE STEREO SHOW: Penelope Tuesdae hosts new dance party & advises you to dress for success because you know she will; 8, free.
YABBY
265 Bedford Ave. (N. 1st St.), Williamsburg, 718-384-1664. THURS: SILKY: DJ K.L. Diablo spins house & downtempo; 10, free.