New Year's Eve Guide
TOP CHOICES While compiling the 2004-2005 New Year's Eve Guide, some parties stood out from the rest. What attracted me is that they seem like the kind of events that could be held on any other Friday night of the year; they don't seem thrown together just to keep the cash registers chiming joyously.
ALMA's NYE White Party at Sullivan Room The Brazilian tradition of dressing in all white, gathering at the beach and throwing flowers into the sea seems like one I can get down with. Here, we can only pretend that the weather is tropical. Come here for two-for-one caipirinhas, ass-shaking with Miller Cruz (of Bembe) and DJ True's neo-Brazilian fusion (with some live percussion to spice it up). Stick around for the after-hours party starting at 3 a.m., quality house beats spun by the 112 Crew joined by Alex Pearce. Sullivan Room, 218 Sullivan St. (betw. W. 3rd & Bleecker Sts.), 212-505-1703, $25.
Knitting Factory Tap Bar pres. Brazilian Girls, James + Justin, aka Cocoa Cracker Brown There are no Brazilians in the group. The band's name has more to do with sexiness than the style or sound (international, electronic speakeasy beats). This is a great option for those in the mood for a live set from a group of emerging musicians in their prime, ready to jam and improvise into the early hours of 2005. Afterward, consider heading to Nublu, where all these musicians are residents, and will probably join forces for an even longer jam session (open until 9). Knitting Factory Tap Bar, 74 Leonard St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-219-3006, 8, $20.
Table 50 Old-school MC, D-Nice, best known as DJ Scott LaRock's replacement in Boogie Down Production, will be manning the tables at this cool-as-shit lounge/restaurant. For the dinner crowd, enjoy an all-out gourmet meal and top-shelf open bar while bobbing your head to the beats. Table 50 knows how to throw an event, and I'm sure D-Nice won't disappoint. Table 50, 643 B'way (Bleecker St.), 212-253-2560; 10, $175.
Lyricist Lounge at Joe's Pub On the topic of hiphop, Evil Dee, DJ Trauma and Lord Sear spin the authentic underground tracks that will keep you on the dance floor. Everyone knows that Joe's Pub can be a bit pricey, so drink up and consider the four-hour open bar a bargain. Also, considering the lack of events pushing the "boom-bip," this is the jam for you. Joe's Pub, 425 Lafayette St. (betw. E. 4th St. & Astor Pl.), 212-539-8778; 10:30, $85-$100.
FRIDAY 12/31
ROCK/COUNTRY/HIPHOP
Asobi Seksu, Other Passengers, the Winter Pageant, Levy, Stylofone, Autodrone NY emo/noise maestros strut their stuff. Expect to be subjected to "poignant moments of melancholia & unexpected euphonic implosions."-free champagne toast Mercury Lounge 217 E. Houston St. (betw. Ludlow & Essex Sts.), 212-260-4700, www.mercuryloungenyc.com , $20.
Ben E. King at the Tavern Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame legend "takes center stage in Tavern's magical garden which will be transformed into a mini Times Square, complete w/a dropping ball at midnight & confetti canons."-incl. 4 dinner packages to choose from & top shelf open bar Tavern on the Green 67th St. (Central Park W), 212-873-3200. , 6, $295-$$625.
Black 47 Performing new material from their upcoming CD, as well as all the old favorites. Just a few feet from Times Square Connolly's Pub & Restaurant 121 W. 45th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'dwy), 212-597-5126. , 11, $20.
Blake & the Family Dog w/Jacaranda Admission incl. champagne toast, food & party favors Baggot Inn 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Sullivan & Thompson Sts.), 212-477-0622, www.baggotinn.com , 8, $20.
The Blue Laws "Start the New Year in the Groove" w/the "modern funkin' rockin' rhythm & blues" of Blue Laws in the depths of Brooklyn the Cornerstone 1502 Cortelyou Rd. (Marborough Rd.), Ditmas Park, 718-940-9037. , 9:30.
Gogol Bordello A band of Russo-Ukranian punk propogandists that come off sounding like Iggy Pop would've if his mother was a Gypsy & his father a dissolutioned Trotskyite Northsix 66 N. 6th St. (betw. Wythe & Kent Aves.), Williamsburg, 718-599-5103, www.northsix.com , 8, $35, $30 adv.
Garland Jeffreys and The Coney Island Playboys Eclectic NY rocker Jeffries comes at you w/an eclectic set spanning his 30+ year career of mixing "new wave, soul, reggae, garage rock, doo-wop and Latin influences to create a deeply personal hybrid" Joe's Pub 425 Lafayette St. (betw. E. 4th St. & Astor Pl.), 212-539-8778, www.joespub.com , 8 p.m., $65.
Knup w/Murphy's Law, Step Too Far, Banana Fish Zero, Loafass A night of RAWK! Continental 25 3rd Ave. (St. Marks Pl.), 212-529-6924, www.continentalnyc.com , 8:30, $15/$10 after 10.
Amel Larrieux & Eric Roberson Recently nominated for a Grammy, neo-soul songstress Larrieux conjures everyone from Joni Mitchell to early Prince. Best known for his collaborations w/Jill Scott & 112, Roberson is slowly but surely proving himself as a premier vocalist. These r&b cats bring the year in silky smooth & you have a choice on how you'd like to enjoy the evening-lingering by the bar or enjoying a 4-course meal ($95 for the early show, $135 for the second set w/champagne toast) S.O.B.'s 204 Varick St. (Houston St.), 212-243-4940. , 8:30 & 11, $45-$135 .
Late Late Night New Year's Eve Show w/ U-Melt Head over to Lion's Den at 2 a.m. for some sonic bliss provided by U-Melt Lion's Den 214 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-477-2782. , 2 a.m., $15, 18+.
The Living Room Rings in the New Year! w/the Newborn Naturals, Boogyman Smash, Felice Rosser & Low Water All the fun you could possibly need for a Friday night! Living Room 154 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-533-7235, www.livingroomny.com , 8, $10, 1 drink min.
New Years w/Luna & Maplewood Bring in '05 w/comfort listening to the lovely sounds of Luna & forget about all the bullshit happening in Manhattan Southpaw 125 5th Ave. (betw. St. John's & Sterling Pls.), Park Slope, 718-230-0236, www.spsounds.com , 8, $30.
Luna Lounge New Year's Eve 2004 Orange Park, the Picture, MyTVs, the Fashion take you rockin' into the New Year while you make your own little noises w/horns, blowers, noisemakers, balloons, plus a champagne toast Luna Lounge 171 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-260-2323, www.lunalounge.com/schedule.html , 9, $20.
Milton's New Year's Eve Party Milton's All Star Band and the Israelites rock it on 'til the break of dawn. Pete's Candy Store 709 Lorimer St. (betw. Frost & Richardson Sts.), Williamsburg, 718-302-3770, www.petescandystore.com , 9:30.
Motherfucker New Year's Eve Bash Freak the fuck out this December 31st at Club Shelter. Dance your ass off in one of the four rooms: the Bitches Ballroom where Michael T & Justine D will spin rock, punk, glam & cokestress disco, the Menage A Trois Boudoir where Mike Simonetti & Dan Selzer bring the party jams or the two other lounges in which French pop, garage & soul will get you all wet. At 3 a.m. expect a special performance by the Bravery, the best thing in dance rock since Franz Ferdinand rocked us oh-so-long ago. Two for one drink specials from 6 a.m. to 8 a.m. makes for a hell of an after-party Club Shelter 20 W. 39th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-719-4479. , 2 a.m., $25/$20 w/invite.
Particle, Bucket Head These jam happy road warriors roll in to bring the sounds of their Southern California "space porn" to the NY masses w/a special appearance from Kaiju Big Battel Irving Plaza 17 Irving Plaza (15th St.), 212-777-6800, www.irvingplaza.com , 9, $50, $45 adv.
Patti Smith New Year's at Bowery Ballroom Who can argue with the godmother of punk? Feat. a late night appearance by the Drive By Truckers. Free champagne served at midnight Bowery Ballroom 6 Delancey St. (betw. Bowery & Chrystie St.), 212-533-2111. , 9, $35, $30 adv.
Piano's New Year's Celebration w/Chin Chin & DJ Blue An all-night dance party w/the grooves of multi-genre move-masters Chin Chin & DJ Blue as well as all-night top-shelf open bar from 9 to 2 a.m. & a selection of complimentary gourmet treats. Choose to go VIP (for $200 a head) & receive a full-on meal & bottles of Stoli & champagne Pianos 158 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-505-3733, www.pianosnyc.com , 9, $120-$200.
New Year's Eve w/the Samples "Touring phenomenon the Samples play post-folk rock reggae" this evening for those looking to get wrecked without spending a shitload of dough! For God's sake, the rent is due tomorrow, why blow it tonight Lion's Den 214 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-477-2782. , 8:30, $30, 18+.
The Star Spangles Rock in 2005 w/River City Rebels, Lady Unluck, Electric Shadows, Thee Minks &, of course, the patriotic headliner. CBGB 315 Bowery (Bleecker St.), 212-982-4052. , 8, $17.50.
String Cheese Incident Jam-rockers STI bring it in for a sold-out night full of musical virtuosity & the sounds of Telluride, Colorado. Concert goers are encouraged to bring 10 non-perishable food items to donate for a free poster! Radio City Music Hall 1260 6th Ave. (51st St.), 212-247-4777. , 8 p.m., Sold Out.
Trachtenburg Family Slide Show Players This NYE early show accomodates Rachel Trachtenburg, the 9-year old drummer who has to be in bed before 11 Tonic 107 Norfolk St. (betw. Delancey & Rivington Sts.), 212-358-7501, www.tonicnyc.com , 7:30, $20, $16 adv.
Trash! New Year's Eve Feat. live performances from Unisex Salon, the Affair, Americana, Saint Face & the New Years as well as a strip for pain w/the girls of burningangel.com, toasts at midnight & 3, "do you have what it takes?" Don Hill's 511 Greenwich St. (Spring St.), 212-219-2850, www.donhills.com , 9, $10.
12 Hr. Party People Crashinin.com's salute to the post-punk bio pic feat. Beans, Mommy and Daddy, Richard Fearless, Language, Blake, Gordy, OIl, Gerald, Scott Mu, Aorta incl. 2 hr. open Sapporo & Red Stripe bar, Rock n' Roll Jaroke &, of course, a goody bag! Supreme Trading 213 N. 8th St. (Driggs St.), Williamsburg , 8 p.m.-8 a.m., $30.
28th Annual Spunk Lads New Years at Freddy's w/Kolevka & Lexicon, Twirla, Marlene, Cashin' Carey & DJ Lucky Jim London's legendary Spunk Lads "lay waste to the Backroom and bourgeois sensibilties" on the Eve, bringing along all their friends to smash 2004 to bits the Backroom 485 Dean St. (6th Ave.), Prospect Heights, 718-622-7035, www.freddysbackroom.com , 9, free.
Bad Wizard, The Witnesses Forget all that big band , champagne crap. If ya wanna rock ya ass off, drink way to much Budwiser, & most likely wake up in some stranger's bed the next morning , check out Bad Wizard's AC/DC's inpired rock, not to mention they also have most smoking rythym guitar player in the city . Also The Witnesses' Stonsey garage soul will surely get your ass shaking the Delancey 168 Delancey St. (Clinton St.), 212-254-9920. , 9, call for price.
White Light Motorcade w/Soft Explosion, The Garrets A group of NYC rockers with charismatic hair ring it on home. Lit 93 2nd Ave. (betw. 5th & 6th Sts.), 212-777-7987, www.litloungenyc.com , 9, $8.
Wilco, The Flaming Lips, Sleater Kinney A show unlike any other, not Phish, not Jane's Addiction, but homely heart rockin' alt-country phenoms Wilco & indie eclectos Lips & Kinney make this one of the most alternative NYE line ups in the city, & they're playing MSG! Madison Square Garden 2 Penn Plaza (32nd St.), 212-465-MSG1. , 8, $57.50-$37.50.
The Zen Tricksters w/Rob Barroco "Father time will surely be turning back the hands of the clock for this very special New Year's Eve show," according to the TRC web site, so who knows? It might ROCK! Former friend of Phil Lesh Barroco sits in Tribeca Rock Club 16 Warren St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 212-766-1070. , 8:30, $25.
JAZZ/EXPERIMENTAL
Michael Feinstein & Ann Hampton Callaway Feinstein fills the lounge while Callaway plays for the ballroom crowd. Enjoy a three-course dinner & bottle of champagne. A great oppurtunity to pull out that tux and jazz up that boring existence of yours Feinstein's at the Regency 540 Park Ave. (61st St.), 212-339-4095. , 9, $550-$600.
Marc Ribot's Los Cubanos Postizos w/Joey Bataan Watch as Marc Ribot works his magic on the guitar along w/his compadres. The second set includes a champagne toast for an extra ten bucks Tonic 107 Norfolk St. (betw. Delancey & Rivington Sts.), 212-358-7501, www.tonicnyc.com , 9:30, 11:30, $30- $40, $60 for both sets.
Timeless w/Eartha Kitt Can you think of a better lady to sing your way into 2005? This sexy kitten is truly timeless, making you forget how quickly these years are truly slipping away. Premium package includes dinner & a glass of bubbly. For the cheap-skates, a less painful cover charge will still supply the champagne B.B. King Blues Club 237 W. 42nd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-997-4144. , 8, $125, $50.
Cassandra Wilson & Her Band, Cephas & Wiggins This lady will help bring the year in with grace, accompanied by her Gregoire Maret (harmonica), Reginald Veal (bass), & Jeffrey Haynes (percussion). Champagne toast, hats & noisemakers included. A la carte menu available. Just remember that seating is first come, first served-you don't want to be standing when the clock strikes twelve! Blue Note 131 W. 3rd St. (betw. MacDougal St. & 6th Ave.), 212-475-8592. , 7, 10, $55-$95.
BLUES/WORLD/OTHER
Soukous Stars Feat. Congolese legends Lokassa Ya Mbongo & Nguma Lokito as well as "fire-breathing hot" Soukous Stars dancers followed by DJs Sheun & Kikou spinning African beats Satalla 37 W. 26th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-576-1155. , 10 p.m. - 4 a.m., $35.
CLASSICAL/OPERA
All Bach Concert Celebrate New Year's Eve w/your old buddy J.S. & the Brandenburg Concerto; St. Jean Baptiste Church Lexington Ave. (76th St.), 212-874-4513. , 8, $35.
Il Barbiere di Siviglia Maurizio Bennini, conductor Metropolitan Opera House at Lincoln Center B'way (65th St.), 212-362-6000. , 7:30.
The New Year's Eve Concert for Peace The New York Chamber Sinfonia & New York Festival Chorus pres. a new work by Glen Barton Cortese in honor of the Cathedral of St. John the Divine & its commitment to peace. Let your voice join in the symphony & brighten the possiblities of 2005 Cathedral of St. John the Divine 1047 Amsterdam Ave. (112th St.), 212-662-2133. , 7:30, Free general admission, $55 res. seating.
New York Philharmonic performs Beethoven's Ninth Conductor Kurt Masur helps bring 2004 to an end w/New York Choral Artists feat. guest soloists Adrianne Pieczonka, Marietta Simpson, Thomas Studebaker & Albert Dohmen. An experience that will prove memorable Avery Fisher Hall 10 Lincoln Center Plaza, B'way (64th St.), 212-721-6500. , 8, $75-$225.
St. Bart's Church Anthony Newman conducts the BachWorks Orchestra presenting Brandenburg Concerti by Johann Sebastian Bach. At 11, William Trafka, the director of music at St Bart's, will play festive organ works by Bach, Cook, Elgar, Vierne & Copland St. Bart's Church 109 E. 50th St. (Park Ave.), 212-378-0200, www.stbarts.org , 8, $25-$45.
CLUBS/LOUNGES/NIGHTLIFE
New Year's Eve at APT Upstairs Tim Sweeney & Tim Goldsworthy make you shake that ass, while downstairs Duane Harriott of Negroclash, Dante Carfagna & J.Rocc of the world famous Beat Junkies wreak shop. Open bar & hor d'oeuvres from 10-2 a.m. The only spot left to chill in the Meatpacking District pres. a New Year's bash for music lovers; APT 419 W. 13th St. (betw. Washington St. & 9th Ave.), 212-414-4245. , 10, $100.
New Years at Avalon Jenna Jameson hosts this lush evening. Need we say more?-feat. DJs Mauro Picotto & Yahel, open bar (9-12); Avalon 662 6th Ave. (20th St.), 212-807-7780. , 9, $55.
Ball at Webster Hall "The biggest balloon drop in the free world," making one wonder if Kim Jong Il has a leg up on them, Kim Sozzi, DJ Spinbad, Go-Go Rama, & an open bar from 9 p.m.-1 a.m., not to mention a champagne toast at midnight & tons of VIP packages; Webster Hall 125 E. 11th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 212-353-1600. , 9 p.m. - 8 a.m., $60 - $175.
New Year's Eve @ BLVD DJ Ben spins hiphop, reggae & classics at this semi-formal soiree-feat. gift bags, party favors, champagne & chef Kristoff Czartoryski serving the most delectable hors d'oeuvres; BLVD 199 Bowery St. (Spring St.), 212-982-7767. , 9, $125.
Body Temple New Year's Eve Experience all of the intoxicaton w/none of the hangover as Body Temple residents DJs Haj & Fabian Alsultany spin ecstatic global dance beats. Body Temple is a drug-free, alchohol free, high on life event, so be discreet about the ecstacy; Grand Space 778 Bergen St. (betw. Washington & Grand), Bklyn, 718-482-3185. , 7, $25-$50.
Boogie New Year's Eve Two floors of music w/DJs Rob Lo and Eddie Batiz & performances by Lizzette Melendez, Cynthia & the original cover girls; Remy Lounge 104 Greenwich St. (Rector St.), 212-267-4646. , $50.
The Bunker w/DJ Spinoza, klevervice & DJ Movement "In the tradition of Polar Bear Club" comes this end of the year experimental jam, blending hiphop, techno, jazz, dub & all sorts of oddities. Plus visuals by Giles Hendrix & Chris Jordan; Subtonic 107 Norfolk St. (betw. Delancey & Rivington Sts.), 212-358-7501. , 9, free.
Carimi Bring in the New Year the Haitian way w/"Soupe Giramoun" served just like "Lakay"; S.O.B.'s 204 Varick St. (Houston St.), 212-243-4940. , 1 a.m., $30.
New Year's Eve @ Cielo DJs Nicolas Matar & Willie Graff DJ, live dancers dance & surprise guests, what else, surprise!; Cielo 18 Little W. 12th St. (betw. Washington St. & 9th Ave.), 212-645-5700. , 9, $50.
Crobar New Year's The theme this year is Hollywood decadence, 80s style (brat-pack chic?). Get ready for the usual-DJs, Sunset Strip hustlers (this theme is getting more amusing) & you, pulling up in a little Red Corvette, no doubt (baby, you're much too fast); Crobar 530 W. 28th St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-629-9000, www.crobar.com , 8:30, $60-$200.
The Crystal Ball No, not the three-disc Prince snooze-fest, although, with any luck, tonight's rockin' party will last just as long-champagne toast, Tina Turner impersonator & "the nastiest go go boys in history"; Slide 356 Bowery (betw. E. 4th & Great Jones Sts.), 917-204-2476. , 10, $25, $20 before 12.
Decadence and Style Dance & drink the night away w/music by Ani Quinn plus a 5 hour top shelf open bar (9-2), champagne toast, complimentary sushi catered by Zutto restaurant & gourmet breakfast served at 4 a.m. If you want to step it up to the Platinum package (table service), you'll get your own tray of sushi & 50 grams of fine caviar, a bottle of Kettle One & Crystal.; Ruby Falls 609 W. 29th St. (btw. 11th & 12th Aves.), 212-643-6464 , 9, $150.
Direct Drive Presents 7th Annual After-Hours New Years Bash Manning the decks at the after hours wit attitude: Klute (UK), Reid Speed, Burner Brothers, DJ Seoul, Tactile, Datcyde & Raw_Q. Underground heads gather here & bob your heads to the beat; Rothko 116 Suffolk St. (betw. Rivington & Delancey Sts.), 212-475-7088, www.rothkonyc.com , 2 a.m., $20, RSVP at directdrive.net.
New Year's Eve @ The Dove Start the New Year off on the right foot, or rather, face down on the sidewalk in a pool of your own vomit after the doorman tosses you for derobing & trying to warm yourself by the decorative fireplace-open bar (9-1), hors d'oeuvres, champagne toast; Copacabana 560 W. 34th St. (11th Ave.), 212-239-2672. , $65, $85 per person for table reservation, $20 cover after 1.
Glitter Enjoy the three hour open bar from 8 to 11, and ready yourself for the champagne toast at twelve. And just to keep you lubricated, there are plenty of drink specials all night-dance all weekend long w/admission; Sapphire Lounge 249 Eldridge St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-777-5153. , 8, $50, 40 ladies, $80 per couple.
Go With the Flow 2005 Sit back and let the night blur to morning as the beer flows like wine and the coke never runs dry; Flow 150 Varick St. (Vandam St.), 212-929-9444. , $125, $175.
Junior Vasquez at Roxy Yup, Junior Vasquez is still spinning for the bridge & tunnel motherfuckers who ruin every other club in Manhattan. Luckily star Tamyra Gray will be on hand to liven up the festivities, adding that extra cheese to the mix; Roxy 515 W. 18th St. (10th Ave.), 212-645-5156. , 11, $60-$70.
Magic Ball Three rooms of live music by DJ Jonathan Peters and Sylver; Spirit 530 W. 27th St. (10th Ave.), 212-868-9102 , $50/$75 VIP/$125 table.
Master Steelow's Peepshow New Year's Eve Fetish Erotic Ball Clothing optional is how we like to bring in the New Year w/a bang! For those in the know, there will be a "couples pitch black room," a "live girl buffet table," a "nudist massage room" w/two full body erotic massages awarded to two lucky revelers. The event will take place in a 2500 sq. foot loft close to Penn St., there will be champagne toast at 12, select open bar, continental breakfast at 3. Feel free to bring your own liquor, but make sure you "dress to excess" or drop your threads at the coat check; Peepshow Party call for locations, password and RSVP , 9, $99-$120.
Mister X's New Wave Eve Bash! What better way to start out 2005 than listen to tracks made two decades ago? DJ Mister X will spin all your requests from the 80s, so get ready to shake your thing like you did when you were just a tot; Luke & Leroy 21 7th Ave. (betw. Carmine & Leroy Sts.), 212-929-8356. , 9, free.
Moulin Rouge Ball In the heart of Times Square, celebrate Victorian-era brothels, Weimar cabarets & American vaudeville. DJ Mike Kaos spins hiphop, Top 40 & 80s. Top shelf open bar from 9-2 a.m., hor d'oeuvres & champagne toast; Show 135 W. 41st St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-278-0988. , 8, $125.
New York Fortunes This sexy, intimate venue is the perfect place to kick it back & roll one up w/your closest friends. DJ D-Nice spins the classic hiphop jams that will bring back memories of where you spent New Years Eve a decade or so ago. A tarot card reader offers generic fortunes that can apply to everyone. Let's just hope she see's a BJ in your future; Table 50 643 B'way (Bleecker St.), 212-253-2560. , 10, $175- $250.
Nexus NYC pres. the Voyeur's Ball Spend your NYE Eyes Wide Shut style at this masquerade affair (black tie optional) incl. body painting, burlesque dancers, fire show, live percussionists & "sexy, erotic performances all night." DJ Skribble & Rob Swift of the X-ecutioners man the decks. Only women and escorted men may "apply" for admission; Vue 151 E. 50th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-753-1144. , 10, Go to nexusnyc.com for application & RSVP.
Paul Van Dyk & Playstation Party Techno & technology combine in this sure-fire attempt to draw both E'd up ravers & pimply 13-year-olds to dance to the Dyk & play unreleased Playstation 2 games like Rachet and Crank: Up Your Arsenal. Free champagne toast at midnight, hors d'oeuvres & a goody bag!; Ikon 610 W. 56th St. (11th Ave.), 212-582-8282. , $100 VIP booths $2200 for 8 / $1100 for 4.
"Pay As You Go" Tired of overpaying for New Year's? Bowery Bar has the answer: pay as you go. That way you'll never know how much you spent-4 unique rooms plus fully heated enclosed garden, DJ spinning hiphop & 80s, live drummers & dancers; B Bar 40 E. 4th St. (Bowery), 212-475-2220. , 10, $35.
The "Pimp and His West Side Highway Ho's" Party DJ Pimp Daddy spins until 4 & tells you that you're beautiful, Princess Brittany hosts drag cabaret all night & Tama Walpara (he's big in New Zealand) performs w/his band. All this plus a 4 course meal; Lucky Cheng's 24 1st Ave. (betw. 1st & 2nd Sts.), 212-473-0516. , Res. req., $30-$90.
Ring in the New Year at the Official MTV Casting Times Square After Party Jimmy Kimmel correspondent/Surreal Life star/rap legend of Public Enemy, Flava Flav hosts-and yes, you will be counting down via the big clock around his neck! DJ Mateo & Alex Jones will keep the dance floor lively while you enjoy the five hour open bar, party favors, complimentary light bites & champagne toast; NA 246 W. 14th St. (8th Ave.), 212-517-4065. , 8, $150-$225.
Shake What 2004 Gave Ya! Ring in 2005 all sweaty & drunk at this loft party feat. muliple DJs including BMG of Detroit's Ectomorph & Sal Principato of NYC's Liquid Liquid. RSVP to addict@enablernetwork.org; Music Gallery 49 Ann St. (William St.) , 10, $18.
A Shining New Year! DJ Subvert & DJ Saint James bust Industrial, Electro & Synthpop, & Go-Go's keep the dancefloor hoppin' late into the night; Remote Lounge 327 Bowery (2nd St.), 212-228-0228. , 10, $25, $15 w/ pass at ContemptNY.org.
New Years at the Social Club Former "Real World" cast member Eric Nies ensures your New Year's will be unforgettable, unlike his stint as host of "The Grind"-top shelf open bar (8:30-3!), hors d'oeuvres, champagne toast & continental breakfast; the Social Club 14 E. 27th St. (5th Ave.), 212-334-4633. , 8:30, $150.
Social!sm & Remix Magazine Pres. Rothko New Year's Celebration That subliminal kid DJ Spooky, Dalek (Ipecac Records) & Rob Sonic (Definitive Jux) party till the breakadawn, riding heavy rhythms. A jam for those looking to blow their eardrums. Choose open bar or pay as you go, & guess what surprise guests will show. After hours jam by Direct Drive; Rothko 116 Suffolk St. (betw. Rivington & Delancey Sts.), 212-475-7088, www.rothkonyc.com , 9-2 a.m., $25, $50 all night open bar.
Uncut's 3rd Annual New Year's Eve 16 Hour Bash 2 levels and 4 rooms of NYC's "hottest DJ lineup" and GoGo Boyz, plus champagne toast, free shots, & sexual favors all night long; Stonewall 113 7th Ave. S. (betw. Christopher & W. 10th Sts.), 212-714-8149 , 8, $10, free before 9.
FRIDAY 12/31
CABARET
The Hot Box Burlesque New Year's Event Dirty Martini, Scotty the Blue Bunny, Lady Ace & the World Famous Bob will jiggle & shimmy their way into 2005. Maybe a pastie will come loose or something & bring just a little extra excitement to the party; Slipper Room, 167 Orchard St. (Stanton St.), 212-253-7246; 9, $10.
COMEDY
Comedy Cellar Showcase Robert Kelly, Keith Robinson, Jim Norton, Tom Papa, Daan Naturman, Sherrod Small, Rick Crom, Dov Davidoff, Gregg Rogell & Modi bring the funny w/ a champagne toast at midnight and party favors; Comedy Cellar, 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480; 10:30, $55+2 item min.
Comic Strip Live New Year's Eve Unlimited drinks, food & an all-star comic line up make this a good choice when laughing in the New Year; Comic Strip Live, 1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386; 10:45, $75.
Laugh in the New Year at Caroline's A night of comedy & dancing w/a live DJ set. Feat. Greer Barnes, Joe Derosa, Lisa Lampanelli, Russ Meneve & Chuck Nice; Caroline's on Broadway, 1626 B'way (betw. 49th & 50th Sts.), 212-757-4100; 10:30, $90+2 drink min.
Laugh Out Loud 2 complimentary drinks & great comedy feat. the charming Bill Santiago & lovely Sue Costello-late show incl. champagne toast; Laugh Lounge, 151 Essex St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-614-2500; 8 & 10, $50 early show, $75 late show.
Poole Party Ron Poole hosts a night of chuckles, guffaws, stoney silences and blank stares w/ Erin Foley, Ophira Eisenberg, Lori Chase, Allison Castillo, Christine Turner, Nancy Witter, Sidney Myer, Ray Payton, David Hodorowski, Dina Pearlman, Lisa Nunn, Daniella Foerste and the Knuckleheads.; Don't Tell Mama, 343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788; 8:30, $15+2 drink min.
Stand Up's New Year's Eve Bash The price of admission gets you as many drinks as you can stomach, a champagne toast at midnight & comedy from Mike Yard, Joe Matarese, Greg Carey, Buddy Bolton & Pete Dominick; Stand-Up New York, 236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850; 11, $75.
FRIDAY 12/31
AROUND TOWN
Blind Tiger Ale House Celebrate the coming year w/a 4 hour premium open bar, finger foods, party favors & champagne toast-reservations required; Blind Tiger Ale House, 518 Hudson St. (10th St.), 212-675-3848; 9, $60.
Bombay-Style New Year's They say to expect "sensual Tantric dancers," "complimentary tapas," a "five-hour open bar" & "plush ambiance," but nothing can prepare you for child beggars with weeping sores, the reak of open sewers, women in beautiful saris crushing rocks on the road, the cattle in the streets & the humanity, oh the humanity!; Earth NYC, 116 10th Ave. (17th St.), 212-337-0016;, $150, $250+ for VIP.
Bowery Bar New Year's Feat. 4 rooms, a heated smoking garden, live ball drop, DJs & live dancers-VIPs get 2 bottles of vodka, 1 bottle of champagne & mixers; B-Bar and Grill, 40 E 4th St. (betwn. Bowery & Lafayette Sts.), 212-696-7436; 10 p.m. - 6 a.m., $35/$175 VIP table ticket.
New Year's Eve at Broome St. Bar Swing by Broome St. Bar & prepare yourself for a night of heavy drinking w/an amazing Black Angus steak & fries plus complimentary glass of champagne or beer; Broome St. Bar, 363 W. Broadway (Broome St.), 212-925-2086;, $18.50.
"Paris In New York" Gala at Chelsea Bistro Have a glamorous time pretending you're anywhere but NYC for the Eve of 2005. Choose between the Fireplace Main Dining Room or elegant French Garden Terrace Room, & settle in for a 4-course dinner & dessert extravaganza. Party favors & noisemakers will be supplied for midnight while a DJ keeps the music flowing-an earlier 3-course candlelit dinner available for $49.50 per person; Chelsea Bistro, 358 W. 23rd St. (betwn. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-727-2026; 5 first seating, 9 second seating, $49.50-$110, res. req.
Cipriani's NYE Fest Rachel Hunter must have finally burned through all that Cover Girl cash 'cause here she is, fresh off a fairly humiliating stint on TBS's "Gilligan's Island" reality show hosting a party w/Sean (who?) Avery of the L.A. Kings-open bar (9-4) & a midnight champagne toast; Cipriani, 110 E. 42nd St. (betw. Lexington & Park Aves.); 9, $150.
Co Co Sushi This sushi restaurant wants you to ring in a raw New Year w/a half-off special on all food; Co Co Sushi, 154 W 26th (betwn. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-243-4800; 6 p.m. - 1 a.m..
Critical Mass Bike Ride for New Year's Eve Take to the cold streets, but skip the Times Square bullshit. Get on your bike & head over to Union Square for the final Critical Mass of 2004. Organizers suggest festive dress, but make sure your skirt doesn't get caught in the chain; , meet at Union Sq. Park , 212-802-8222; 7, FREE.
Dinner & a Cocktail for Life! A nice prix fixe at this UES hot spot is just the beginning. At midnight one lucky diner will walk away w/a prize guaranteeing a free 212 cocktail for the rest of his/her life; 212 Restaurant & Bar, 133 E. 65th St. (Lexington Ave.), 212-249-6565; 5:30, $39.
New Year's Eve at The Dove Start the New Year off on the right foot, or rather, face down on the sidewalk in a pool of your own vomit after the doorman tosses you for derobing & trying to warm yourself by the decorative fireplace-open bar (9-1), hors d'oeuvres, champagne toast; the Dove, 228 Thompson St. (W. 3rd St.), 212-254-1435;, $65, $85 per person for table reservation, $20 cover after 1.
Festiva Yacht Welcome 2005 on this elegant 85 foot yacht. The Festiva feat. 2 decks each w/a full bar, large dance floor &-here's the zinger-karaoke! Also, toast the coming year at midnight with champange & a fireworks show around the Statue of Liberty. In case you are a history buff on the ports of origin for cheesy, ultra slick motor boats, the Festiva is formerly of Atlantic Highlands New Jersey & believe that nothing says Jersey like a cruise around the Statue of Liberty on New Year's Eve; Chelsea Piers: Pier 59, Pier 59, 23rd Street (Westside Hwy); 10-2, $160 (must pick up ticket).
Galapagos's "Legendary" New Year's Eve Bash "Complimentary champagne descends from the heavens at midnight. Beautiful women artfully remove their clothes in rhythm to the music. Video projections pulsate & illuminate. The alcohol flows liberally!" This is how everyone should spend their New Year's; Galapagos, 70 N. 6th St. (betw. Wythe & Kent Aves.), Williamsburg, 718-782-5188; 7, $20.
Grand Dinner Dinner & music from the Ribs & Brisket Revue w/Paul Shapiro, Babi Floyd & Cilla Owen-dinner incl. a glass of champagne; Cornelia Street Cafe, 29 Cornelia St. (betwn. Bleecker and W 4th), 212-989-9319; 6, $75.
Hangawi New Year's Eve Dinner A dinner with Asian flair at this "vegetarian shrine in another place and time" feat. a vegetarian 4-course meal that includes steamboat soup, stuffed persimmons, grilled tofu & tofu pudding for desert; Hangawi, 12 E. 32nd St. (betw. 5th and Park Aves.), 212-213-0077; RSVP, $49.95.
High Life New Year's Eve Party Come on over & choose from 2 party plans. The "Ocean Liner Lounge" offers a buffet dinner that is sure to please, a top shelf open bar (9:30-1), all for $110. The "Midnight Party Cruise" includes the same open bar w/hor d'oeuvres for a very reasonable $80. DJs mix up the soul & dance classics; High Life, 1340First Ave. (72nd St.), 212-249-3600; 9, $80-$110.
Italian New Year's at Dopo Teatro A varied menu of regional Italian favorites prepared by exec. chef Roberto Lamorte & owner Giuseppa Manica; Trattorio Dopo Teatro, 125 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-869-2849; 12 p.m. - 12 a.m., $45.
New Year's Eve at Megu Check out Trump's latest venture & drop cash like you're a balding multi-millionaire. General admission is $150 feat. top shelf open bar (9:30-2). Or step it up to the VIP section for $225 & eat from the buffet table. If you feel like this night deserves dropping such a heavy dime, get a table for $250 & enjoy two bottles of whatever liquor will make you forget your ATM pin number; Megu, 61 Thomas St. (betwn. Church St. & W. Bdwy), 212-964-7777; 9, $150-$300.
New Year's Eve Times Square Ball Drop Dick Clark is a little under the weather (we mean, c'mon, he's been doing this since it started in 1907)...so here comes Regis Philbin to the rescue!!!; Times Square, B'way (betw. 43rd & 44th St.), 888-BROADWAY; 11:59, FREE.
New Year's Fireworks Celebrate New Year's Eve in Prospect Park at Bklyn's biggest party. Just outside of Prospect Park the 23rd annual fireworks kick-off at Grand Army Plaza. The best spots for viewing the fireworks are along the Park's west drive & along Prospect Park West between Grand Army & 9th Street. If you can coax a buddy into letting you join them on their rooftop in Propsect Heights or Park Slope, then that would certainly be ideal. But remember that Prospect Park has plenty of space for all comers & admission is free. Come on, share the love-it's the Bklyn way!; Prospect Park Grand Army Plaza, Grand Army Plaza (Flatbush Ave., and Propest Park West), Bklyn, 718-965-8999; 12, free.
New Year's on the Water Bring in the New Year with a "Three Hour Tour!!!" Okay, so this one is 4 hours, but you get the drift. Affairs Afloat is creating a stylish experience to bring in 2005. Cruise, mix, dance & drink. Best of all you'll get a premium spot to view the fireworks taking place at Lady Liberty. Definitely a booze cruise not to miss; Affairs Afloat, Pier #40 W. Houston Street (West Side Hwy), 212-987-9200; 9-1, $120 (must pick up tickets).
New Year's Belgian Style Kick off the New Year at Petite Abeille's newest & most charming location. Known primarily for their sumptuous burgers & hot chocolate, the folks at Petite Abeille promise to make you feel right at home, in a Belgian kinda way. Whether you choose to just stay for dinner & mozy on to another main event or plan to settle in with a few Hoegaardens & some lively accordian tunes,
it'll be a celebration to remember; Petite Abeille, 401 E. 20th Street (corner of 1st Ave.), 212-727-1505; 6, 8:45 (concert), $50 for first dinner seating, $75 for second dinner seating, $20 for concert.
Ritz-y NYE The creme de la creme view of the downtown fireworks including an open bar, desserts, champagne toast at midnight & a City View room-or upgrade to dinner, dancing & a suite; Ritz Carlton, Batter Park, 2 West St. (btw. 1st Pl. & 2nd Pl.), 917-790-2417; 10, $999 per couple/$1265 for suite package.
New Year's Eve at Tribeca Grill The E Street Band's Soozie Tyrell performs as you feast on a fabulous 5-course tasting menu by chef Stephen Lewandowski; Tribeca Grill, 375 Greenwich St. (betw. N. Moore & Franklin), New York, 212-941-3900; RSVP, $175.
Unik Kyky Dimitri & the family invite you to ring in the New Year w/top shelf open bar (9-3), hors d'oeuvres, champagne toast & balloon drop; PM, 50 Gansevoort St. (betw. 9th & Washington Sts.), 212-255-6676; 9, $125.
Zanzibar Feat. hors d'oeuvres (10-12), champagne toast & resident DJs; Zanzibar, 645 9th Ave. (at 45th St.), 212-957-9197; 5 p.m. - 4a.m..
FILM/VIDEO
Kung Fu New Year "Enough w/the overcrowded parties & cheap champagne-celebrate the New Year w/the fantastic funk of martial arts master Bruce Lee!" The Pioneer's tribute feat. Bruce Lee: Fist of the Unicorn, Bruce Lee We Miss You, & Enter the Fat Dragon in an evening of "chopsocky" classics. On New Year's Day, check out the Real Bruce Lee, Bruce Lee Fights Back From the Grave, & Bruce's Deadly Fingers.; Pioneer Theater, 155 E. 3rd St. (Ave. A), 212-254-3300; 6, $9.