No Twat For Twits
You often neglect to discuss what is likely the biggest single factor in women's failure to attract a permanent mate: the presence of children. Single moms are obviously searching for a "daddy" to help pay the bills. If there is one thing that brings up red flags for the single male, it is a single woman with young kids. Who knows where she's been, and where she'll be after you've been committed? And what about those who don't get any child support or don't even know who the fathers are? Such women are a must-avoid for a single man with things to do and places to go.
Hi Mark! Thanks so much for taking the time out of your busy schedule to give us a piece of your (teeny-weeny) mind. Though my uterus has been and will always remain an unoccupied shell, I feel a kinship with the single moms you so blithely reject. And on behalf of both the breeders and the barren bitches of the world, I implore you to do us all a big gigantic favor and never ever date again. I mean it. We don't want your money, nor do we want your companionship. Stay home. You've already mentioned you have things to do, so do them. Play videogames. Eat cupcakes, shoot dope and drink beer; go where you need to go. I just hope it's not anywhere near my house.
Please understand why I react the way I do to what I perceive as man-bashing. I see it all around me, and most people don't even notice it. I could sit here all morning till I'm late for work giving you examples, but here's just one:
On three occasions I've sat in college classes (two lit and one psych) where the discussion came around to gender roles. In each instance, some chick raised her hand and announced that men are all dogs, or we all suck or some such inane blather. None of the professors objected (and one was a man), and none of the male students looked remotely offended. None of the students batted an eye.
Now what do you think would've happened to me, socially and academically, if I announced in a college classroom that all women are lying bitches? Not that I think that way. I'm just pointing out the double standard that's at work.
-Craig
Cry me a river, sister! Some dumbass dame starts spouting Sex and the City clichés in class and you get your panties all up in a twist? Why didn't you pipe up? What kind of man are you, ya big girl's blouse?
You're far from being the only whiney white guy in a tizzy because of some imagined bias. I just read an article by one of the heads of the National Organization for Men, Dr. Marty Nemko, who gassed on about how big-bad affirmative action combined with the boo-scary women's movement has crippled the formerly mighty white man. If one were to gauge by looking at photos of Congress and the Senate, I'd say your power base is still quite safe. So spare me your blubbering.
Once you start experiencing crippling cramps whilst gushing blood from your nether parts four days out of every month, you can tell me how tough it is to be a fella. After you get leg-humped against your will by a toothless troglodyte on the subway ride to a job where you're paid 25 cents an hour less than the unqualified jackass in the next cube, maybe then I'll hand you a hankie. Once you take an unpaid week off work to push a squealing brat out through an opening that's normally no wider than pencil lead-all the while wondering how you're going to afford diapers because baby-daddy has gone AWOL-I'll consider actually listening to you.
Then, after spitting child-dealing with a government policy that says you're a bad person because you didn't marry the missing impregnator, therefore it's not their job to help you find affordable childcare-you're forced to dip into a dating pool consisting of charmers like the fella who wrote the first letter if you ever want to get laid again. Then and only then will we talk.
Yeah, being a broad is a walk in the park.
You've heard of penis envy (a bullshit concept, but still), but excluding the pre-op segment of our population, have you ever heard anyone cop to twat envy? Didn't think so.
Now don't get me wrong, some of my best friends are straight white men (hee hee), but the discomfort you're experiencing is an M&M-size turd compared to the giant shit-sandwich the rest of us have been snacking on for years. And true, it's an unpalatable little treat, but let's put it in perspective, shall we? Burp.