PERFORMANCE ART CAFE MILLENNIUM Nacinimod Deodee & Jomo Kellman ...

Nacinimod Deodee & Jomo Kellman host interactive open mic; 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-388-7947; Sun. at 7, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 11/26].

GET NAKED

Katharine Chonis pres. various forms of artistic expression which will be slightly overshadowed by the almost certain incidence of stark-assed nudity; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Sat. at 12, $8.

PURPLE ORGAN'S PUSSY PUDDLE PARTY

Screamingly horny & fuzz-toned bassist/singer Doug Black (Purple Organ) leads "filthy wetness & spontaneous acts of sex" feat. Jonny McGovern (Dirty Stuff); Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182; Sat. at 12, $5 [through 10/28].

STOMP

British percussion performance troupe; Orpheum Theater, 126 2nd Ave. (betw. 7th & 8th Sts.), 212-477-2477; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10:30, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $24.50-$49.50.