READINGS Wednesday 6/6MCSWEENEYS & TOYOTA COMEDY FESTIVALEvening of readings w/Neal Pollack, ...

MCSWEENEYS & TOYOTA COMEDY FESTIVAL

Evening of readings w/Neal Pollack, John Hodgman, Colleen Werthmann & David Knowles...what? No Eggers? Who will the 13 year-old vegans throw their underoos at?; Galapagos, 70 N. 6th St. (betw. Wythe & Kent Aves.), Williamsburg, 718-782-5188; 8, $7.

ON THE WALL FICTION MFA types read; Cornelia St. Cafe, 29 Cornelia St. (6th Ave.), 212-989-9319; 6, free.

Thursday 6/7

CHANG & ENG

Darin Strauss reads from best seller about the original Siamese Twins; Park Slope Barnes & Noble, 267 7th Ave. (6th St.), Bklyn., 718-832-9066; 7:30, free.

Friday 6/8

DEE DEE RAMONE

Live & in person, signing copies of his new novel Chelsea Horror Hotel at Lakeside Lounge, 162 Ave. B (betw. 10th & 11th Sts.), 212-529-8463; 6, free.

PINK PONY WEST Open mic; Cornelia St. Café, 29 Cornelia St. (6th Ave.), 212-989-9319; 6, $6, incl. 1 free drink.

Sunday 6/10

UNNAMABLE POETRY READING

Steve Bennett & David Speer host open mic at Baggot Inn, 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-0622; 3, $5, incl. 1 drink.

Monday 6/11

YEATS IS DEAD!

Fifteen Irish authors read from Knopf publication celebrating Amnesty International's 40th anniversary, incl. Frank McCourt & Gabriel Byrne; New School, 66 W. 12th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-229-5600; 7, $10.

Tuesday 6/12

THE BOMBSHELL MANUAL OF STYLE

Laren Stover & Ilene Rosenzweig stop by to promote much-publicized new book; Chelsea Barnes & Noble, 675 6th Ave. (21st St.), 212-727-1227; 7:30, free.

HOME TO A WAR: A HISTORY OF THE VIETNAM VETERANS' MOVEMENT Author Gerald Nicosia appears for discussion & signing at Lincoln Triangle Barnes & Noble, 1972 B'way (66th St.), 212-595-6859; 7, free.

STAR MILK BEYOND 2000 Poetry by Francine Suzanne & open mic, hosts Eddie & Robert at Korova Milk Bar 200 Ave. A, (betw. 12th & 13th Sts.), 718-389-2666; 7:30, $2 & I drink.