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LES angst meets teen sex comedy (finally) in Rob Mersola's latest & greatest; KGB Theater, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. Bowery & 2nd Ave.), 777-6088; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, $12 [through 6/10].

 

CHARLIE VICTOR ROMEO

Techno-thriller derived from actual "black box" transcripts of six real life airlines emergencies; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 254-5277; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $8 [though 5/27].

 

CLAY ALLEN VS REV JEN

Allen negotiates under extreme duress with help of FBI cap & megaphone; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 254-5277; Weds. at 8, $3.

 

THE FLYING QUEENS

"Women playing men playing women playing men playing the guitar," Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 673-4182; Weds. at 8, $10.

 

FUNDERWEAR

A "gigundo expedition into deleriousness & tom quakery"; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 673-4182; Sat. at 12.

 

GERSHWIN HOTEL

Patrick Borelli & Jen Kirkman's weekly night of stand-up, improv & sketch comedy for "NYC's Most Beautiful Performers" with new house band, The Disturbed; Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 718-832-3822; Thurs. at 8, free w/1 drink min.

 

GRINDHOUSE A-GO-GO

"Ass Jam" feat. semi-nude barbershop quartet, a Gay Pimp & something called The Karaoke Sausage Slam?treat for the whole family; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 673-4182 or www.surfreality.org; Fri. at 12, $6.

 

HESTER PRYNNZ

All women, all improv, all right; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 252-4036; Mon. at 7, $6 [through 6/26].

 

KILLING ALEXANDER HAMILTON

Cutting edge sketch comedy Second City style; Gotham City Theater, 158 W. 23rd. St. (betw. 6th & 7th), 367-8222; Fri. at 8, $5.

 

THE MAGIC BOX

Third Base Comedy Project pres. an evening of sketch comedy; New York Comedy Club, 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 626-5233; Thurs. at 7, $8 & 2 drink min. [through 6/15].

 

PLAN B

"Group captain" improv feat. special appearances by downtown favs.; Parkside Lounge, 317 E. Houston St. (Attorney St.) 800-246-1390; Mon. at 8:30, contrib.

 

PLAY IT BY EAR

Improv opera ensemble collaborates with audience for their "In The Moment" theme; the Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 330-7790; Sat. at 8, $12, $8 st.

 

RITCH DUNCAN: ALL ALONE, NO HORSE

One-man show of comedy, videos & topless women; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 254-5277; Fri. & Sat. at 10, $8.

 

TALES FROM THE DURKSIDE

David Durkin's no hold's barred one man show; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 2nd fl. 673-4182; Fri. at 8, free.

 

UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE

A plethora of events from some of the strangest, yet sanest, people around. Sean Conroy's one-man humorous look at teaching, "Taught," (Weds. at 8) followed by "Tracers" (9:30); "Herald Night" double feature (Thurs. at 8 & 9:30) & "Cage Match" (11); Friday, "Naked Babies in Emotional Stuntmen" (8); Rich Brown (Fri. at 10); Open improv jam (Fri. at 12 a.m.); "Mobile Assault Unit" (Sat. at 8); "The Real Real World," skits MTV too fraidy-cat to air (Sat. at 10), "Feature Feature," improvised movies, (Sat. at 11:30); "A.S.S.S.S.C.A.T. 2000" long-form improv show is still running (Sun. at 7:30 & 9:30, free); "Eddie!," the one-man show runs (Tues. at 7); Students of UCB get a chance to practice in "New Team Harold" (Tues. at 9:30); Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 366-9176 or www.uprightcitizens.org for info; most performances $5.