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THE FLYING QUEENS

Pres. "Chicago or (feel our) Bust," the title that pretty much says it all?support an "ass slapping" fund-raiser w/special guest Seth Herzog; Tobacco Road, 4th St. (9th Ave.), RSVP 212-636-9203; Tues. at 8, $20.

KA-BAAM!

Superheroes & their whimsical lives?hey, what is this business about Kristen Dunst playing Mary Jane in the forthcoming Spider-Man movie? Whatever happened to Angie Everheart?; The Metropolitan Playhouse, 220 E. 4th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-995-5302; Fri. at 8, $10 [through 8/24].

A NEW SHOE

Modern take on Cinderella's psychoses; Clemente Soto Velez Cultural Center, 107 Suffolk St. (Rivington St.), 212-696-6883; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 4, $15.

NEXT MONDAY

Clever characters combine comedic music & parodies to benefit Shriner's Hospital for Children; The Producer's Club Theatre, 711 W. 7th St. (betw. 47th & 48th Sts.), RSVP 212-604-4463; Tues. at 8, $10 contrib.

SQUIRREL: THE TROUBLE W/BOOTS

Comics from the Upright Citizens Brigade subject audiences to one "nutty tale" after another; 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & Lexington Aves.), 212-366-9176; Mon. at 9:30, $5 [through 8/27].

URBAN ELF

Written & performed by Saint Reverend Jen, who incorporates the most random & strangely interesting things into her one-woman show incl. her odd obsession w/Troll?-she also is convinced that she is a real elf & sells her underwear at www.elfpanties.com; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277; Sat. at 8, $5.