Late night spectacle complete w/death-defying feats & drunken clowns; The Present Theatorium, 198 Stanton St. (betw. Attorney & Ridge Sts.), 212-726-1935 for info & price.
BROADS
Comical women's performance series incl. monologues, sketches & music feat. Rachel Dratch (Saturday Night Live) & others; PSNBC at Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202, ext.301 for res.; Thurs. at 7:30, free adm.
FACEBOYZ OPEN MIC
Weekly riot by everyone's favorite bald & bisexual art-star; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-330-6856, www.surfreality.org; Sun. at 8, sign-up at 7:30, $3.
FUNNY...SHEESH COMEDY GAMESHOW
Free, interactive improv; Sidewalk, 94 Ave. A (6th St.), 212-473-7373; Sun. at 7:30, no cover, 2 drink min.
GERSHWIN HOTEL
Patrick Borelli hosts "Great Free Comedy," night of stand-up comedy, improv & sketch comedy (Thurs.); D.C. Benny hosts live comedy (Fri.); Chris Yon & Justin Jones host monthly vaudeville dance works (Sat.): "Mr. Comedy Show" w/Deke (Mon.); The Gershwin Hotel, 7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-447-6466; all shows 10 p.m.-12 a.m., free w/1 drink min.
GRINDHOUSE A GO-GO
Returns w/Jonny McGovern in "The Gay Pimp vs. Eminem"; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182, www.surfreality.org; Fri. at 12 a.m., $6 [through 1/26].
IT'S THE INGA STUDTMEIER SHOW
Monthly night of comedy, sketches & other stuff; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 201-333-2193 or 718-601-7797; Thurs. at 10, $7.
KUNDALINI KOMEDY
Enjoy Moroccan cuisine while watching comedy improv; Tagine, 537 9th Ave. (40th St.), 212-712-7012, Fri. at 8:30, $5 [through 1/26].
LIT III: FOOD FOR YOUR HEAD
Eric Seims & Karen Sneider host night of written word performances at Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-673-4182 or www.surfreality.org; Fri. at 10, $3.
MARTHA@TOWNHALL
Choreographer & nite club impresario, Richard Move, pays tribute to Martha Graham w/monologues & short dances in Grahams's signature style; Town Hall, 123 W. 43rd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), RSVP 212-840-2824; Sat. at 8, $30-$35.
MINI RED SATAN
Diabolical sketch comedy group; Collective Unconscious, 145 Ludlow St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-254-5277, Fri. at 10, $6.
MINUTES LATER
Mulitmedia sketch comedy performance returns to the Kraine Theater at KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), RSVP 212-465-7461; Mon. at 8, $10 [through 1/29].
NEVER MIND THE BUTTOCKS
Here's Mr. A$$! Rock 'n' roll sketch comedy opera in the tradition of Hedwig & The Rocky Horror Picture Show; Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176 or www.uprightcitizens.org for res. & info, Fri. at 8, $5 [through 1/26].
NIPSEY RUSSELL'S KWANZA EXPLOSION
Perfect for those still yearning for the holidays "think of it as the Zoom kids meet Dickens on an acid-laced Andy Williams Christmas special"; Ground Zero at The Triad Theater, 158 W. 72nd St. (betw. B'way & Columbus Ave.), 212-539-2663; $5 & 2 drink min.
PILEDRIVER
Behind-the-scene look at professional wrestling w/Serbian Nightmare & The Super Ego; Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176 or www.uprightcitizens.org/schedule for info; Tues. at 8, $5 [through 1/30].
PSYCHEROTICPROVIHOLICYESANDSOMTHINVOODOO
Improv group w/alienating title; Parkside Inn, 317 Houston St. (Attorney St.), 917-752-0657; Sun. at 8, $5.
SHRED IT TILL IT BLOOMS
Musical parody & sketch comedy; The Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-387-2031; Thurs. at 7 & Sat at 8, $12, $10 st./s.c.
STING OPERATION
What happens when two men receive Sting's phone calls, plus rock 'n' roll score; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri. at 10, $12 [through 2/23].
TOM SOTER'S SUNDAY NIGHT IMPROV
Long-running "jam" feat. members of Chicago City Limits, Chainsaw Boys, Hiatus, First Amendment & NY Improv Squad; HomeGrown Theater, 2628 B'way (betw. 99th & 100th Sts.), 212-353-7716; Sun. at 7, $7, $6 adv.
UPRIGHT CITIZENS BRIGADE
A plethora of events from some of the strangest, yet sanest, people around feat. "Slovin & Allen" (Weds. at 8); "Word of Mouth" (Weds. at 9:30); "Harold Night" (Thurs. at 8 & 9:30); "Cagematch" (Thurs. at 11); "Never Mind the Buttocks" (Fri. at 8); "The Swarm" (Fri. at 10); "Respecto Montalban's Improv Jam" (Fri. at 12 a.m.); "Doin' Blow With George W." (Sat. at 8) "Feature Feature" (Sat. at 10); "Kathie Lee & The Legion of Good Meet Ricky Martin & The Loca Power Team" (11:30); "Eddie the Sequel" (Sun. at 7:30); "Nick Di Paolo & Friends" (Sun. at 9:30); "Tami Boy" (Mon. at 8); "New Team Harold" (Mon. at 9:30); "Piledriver" (Tues. at 8, see above) "The Third Degree" (Tues. at 9:30); Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, 161 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-366-9176 or www.uprightcitizens.org for info; most performances $5.