Stand-Up BOSTON COMEDY CLUB 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson ...

82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. Mon.-Thurs. $8 & 1 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey & Russ Meneve, 9:30. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Paula Bel, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve & Macio, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m. MON: Tony Woods Host "Blue" feat. Tracy Morgan, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Bi Jay & Dean Edwards, 10. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey & Russ Meneve, 9:30.

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. $12.50 & 2 drink min. Tues.-Thurs. $15 & 2 drink min.; Fri. $16 & 2 drink min. WEDS: The Nasty Show, 9:30; Mitch Fatel, 7:30. THURS: Sheryl Underwood, 10; Bobby Collins, 8. FRI-SUN: Bobby Collins, Sheryl Underwood. MON: Susie Essman, 9:30; New talent night, 7. TUES: "Ineligible Bachelors," 9:30; "Hookin' Up w/Christine Nagy" & Eddie Brill, 7.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7:30 p.m. show on Sat.), $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Allen Havey, Godfrey, Greg Giraldo, Tom Papa, Dave Attell.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WED-SUN: Rob Magnotti, Hood, Jerry Diner, Nancy Redman, Billy Burr, Al Ducharme.

NY COMEDY CLUB

241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233. FRI: Top African-American & Latino comics, 11, $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: NY's Top African-American & Latino Comics, 12 a.m., $10 & 2 drink min.; WEVD radio's Sam Greenfield, 6, $10 & 2 drink min.

RISING CAFÉ

186 5th Ave. (Sackett, Park Slope, Bklyn.), 718-622-5072. SUN: "HERsterical" funny feminist comedy feat. music by Lourds, 7 p.m., free.

STAND-UP NEW YORK

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. FRI & SAT: Lynne Koplitz, Todd Barry, Spanky (Stephen Kent), Angelo Lozado, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.