Stand-Up BOSTON COMEDY CLUB 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson ...

82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. Mon.-Thurs. $8 & 1 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey & Russ Meneve, 9:30. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Paula Bel, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve & Macio, 8, 10 & 12:15. MON: Tony Woods Host "Blue" feat. Tracy Morgan, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Bi Jay & Dean Edwards, 10. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey & Russ Meneve, 9:30.

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. WEDS: Lisa Lampanelli, 7. THURS: Damon Williams & Charles Walden, 10; Darrell Hammond, 8. FRI & SAT: Damon Williams & Charles Walden, 12:30 a.m.; Darell Hammond, 8:30 & 10. SUN: Damon Williams & Charles Walden, 10; Darrell Hammond, 8. MON: New talent night. TUES: "Cheap Shots," 9:30; "Super Girls," 7.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7:30 p.m. show on Sat.), $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Allen Havey, Godfrey, Paul Provenza, Tom Papa, Greer Barnes. MON-TUES: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Godfrey, Mitch Fatel, Dave Attell, Greer Barnes.

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 &10:30, $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: "Comedy Salsa" w/Latin-American comics. THURS: "Homo Comicus" gay & lesbian comedy, $12. FRI & SAT: Angel Salazar, Mitch Fatel, Gregg Rogell.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WED-SUN: Gregory Rogell, Gregory Carey, Jerry Diner, Nancy Redman, Billy Burr, Richie Byrne.

DUPLEX

61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438. WEDS-FRI: Joan Rivers brings new material to the clubs that gave her a start?proceeds benefit God's Love We Deliver & Guide Dogs for the Blind, RSVP req., 9, $25 & 2 drink min.

NY COMEDY CLUB

241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233. FRI: Top African-American & Latino comics, 11, $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: NY's Top African-American & Latino Comics, 12 a.m., $10 & 2 drink min.

STAND-UP NEW YORK

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. FRI & SAT: Gregory Carey, Andrew Kennedy, Eliot Chang, Vanessa Hollingshead, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.