STAND-UP COMEDY BABY JUPITER 170 Stanton St. (Orchard St.), 212-982-2229. ...

170 Stanton St. (Orchard St.), 212-982-2229. THURS: Rick Shapiro, 8, $12.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Keith Robinson, Tim Young, Nick DiPaolo, Mario Joyner, Tom Papa, Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Rich Vos, Godfry, D.C. Benney, Steve White, Carrie Karavas, Pete Correale, Tony Rock, Judah Friedlander, Sherrod Small, Russ Meneve, Ardie Fuque. THURS: Billy Burr, Carrie Karavas, Tom Papa, Judah Friedlander, Ardie Fuque; Keith Robinson, Marc Maron, Billy Burr, Rich Vos, Tony Rock, Ted Alexandro, Russ Meneve; Vanessa Hollingshead, Tom Papa, Nick DiPaolo, Mitch Fatel, Colin Quinn.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

Gladys' Comedy Room

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45 St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. $12 & $10 min., $7 & $5 min. w/mention of NY Press. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Warren Holstein, Russ Meneve, Julius Sharpe, Eric Bronstein, Mike Singer & Gladys [through 7/22]

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Shows Weds & Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, both $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Robert Klein. THURS: Homo Comicus: Celebrating 2.6 Million Years of Pride w/gay & lesbian comics Larry Amoros, Jaffe Cohen, Julie Goldman & Danny McWilliams.

Rose's Turn

55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438. WEDS: "Around the World In A Bad Mood" feat. actual airline employees, 9, $7 & 2 drink min. THURS: Hopscotch: The New York Sex Comedy, 9, $5 & 2 drink min. [through 6/29].

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9; Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. WEDS: Rich Vos, Patrice O'Neal, Lisa Lampanelli. THURS: MC Nancy Ryan, Shang Forbes, Elon Gold, Joe Matarese, Patti Rosborough, Patrice O'Neal, Eddie Ifft, Jim Norton, Steve White. FRI & SAT: Lisa Lampanelli, Greg Carey, John Bush, Tom Papa, Shang Forbes, Steve White, Patrice O'Neal. SUN & MON: Tom Papa, Jim Norton, Dave Attel, Mike Estime, Greg Carey.