188 Allen St. (Houston St.), 212-353-7769. MON: Clara Bijl "the French" hosts a night of local stand-up, 9, no cover.
BOSTON COMEDY CLUB
82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neale, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve & Dave Edwards, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Wil, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Sherrod Small, 10, $8 & 1 drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min.
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Sarah Silverman, 9:30, $18; "The Girl Show," 7, $20. THURS: "The Nasty Show," 10, $20.50; Andy Dick, 8, $24.50. FRI: "The Nasty Show," 12:30, $22.50; Andy Dick, 8 &10:30, $26.50. SAT: "The Nasty Show," 12:30, $24.50; Andy Dick, 8 &10:30, $28.50. SUN: "The Nasty Show," 10, $21.50. MON: New Talent, 8, $15. TUES: "Shauna's Superchicks," 9:30, $12; New Talent, 8, $20.50.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.). Sun.-Thurs. shows $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Mitch Fatel, Greer Barnes, Godfrey, Tom Papa. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Patrice O'Neal, Steve Byrne, Tom Papa.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8, Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min. Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30, $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30. $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC John Bush, Cynthia Koury, Bill McCarty, Todd Barry, Tony Rock, Paul Mercurio. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Sherrod Small, Steven Donovan, Vinnie Brand, Vanessa Hollingshead, Jim Florentine. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:45, $12.50. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Carrie Karavas, Brad Lowery, Nancy Redman, Bob Magnoti, Gregory Rogell, Richie Byrne. MON & TUES: J. J. Ramirez, Bob Magnotti, Nancy Redman, Carrie Karavas, Brad Lowery.
The Duplex
61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438. THURS: Hopscotch: The New York Sex Comedies, 9, $5 & 2 drink min.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6thh Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22ndd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. THURS: Gay & lesbian comics in "Homocomicus: Cirque du So Gay." FRI & SAT: Greg Carey, Greg Rogell, Louis Ramey, Pete Coreale.
XANDO COFFEE & BAR
2160 B'way (76th St.), 212-595-5616. MON: "Lattes & Laughs," Denise Bongiovanni & Miriam Albert host a night of stand-up comedy, 8:30, no cover.