STAND-UP COMEDY BAR BETWEEN BRIDGES 63 York St. (Adams St.), Bklyn., ...

63 York St. (Adams St.), Bklyn., 718-237-1977. THURS: Joe Dixon hosts music & comedy showcase, "The Joe Show," 8-11.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Tom Papa, Greg Giraldo, Wanda Sykes, Godfrey, Keith Robinson, Nick DiPaolo.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386 or www.comicstriplive.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz.

Dangerfield's

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WEDS-SUN: Jerry Diner, Patti Rosborough, Al Ducharme, Nancy Redman, Joe Mulligan, Quentin Heggs. MON & TUES: Paul Mercurio, Carrie Karavas, Justin McKinney, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Joe Mulligan.

Gotham Comedy Club

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein, 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. FRI & SAT: Pete Correale, Vic Henley, Greg Giraldo, $15 & 2 drink min.

Rose's Turn

55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438. THURS: "Baby Machines" feat. Cory Kahaney, Molly Franklin, Leanna Conley, Linda Bell, Brooke Johnson, Toni Silver, Sharon Fogerty, Kelly Sue Deconnick, Janet Rosen & Courtney Ray.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850 or www.standupny.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9; Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. FRI & SAT: Vanessa Hollingshead, Joe Matarese, Sue Costello, Billy Burr.