STAND-UP COMEDY BEACON THEATRE 2124 B’way (74th St.), 212-496-7070. THURS & FRI: ...

2124 B'way (74th St.), 212-496-7070. THURS & FRI: Ellen Degeneres, 8, $27.50-$37.50.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Gregg Rogell, Greg Giraldo, Wanda Sykes, Nick DiPaolo.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386 or www.comicstriplive.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz.

Dangerfield's

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $12.50. WEDS-SUN: Howard Feller, Most Brothers, Carrie Karavas, Nancy Redman, Al Ducharme, Jerry Diner. MON & TUES: Justin McKinney, Nancy Redman, Jim McCue, John Rizzo, Carrie Karavas, Jerry Diner.

Gladys' Comedy Room

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45 St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. $12 & $10 min., half-off w/mention of New York Press. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Warren Holstein, Russ Meneve, Julius Sharpe, Eric Bronstein, Mike Singer & Gladys [through 7/22].

Rose's Turn

55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438. THURS: "Baby Machines" feat. Cory Kahaney, Molly Franklin, Leanna Conley, Linda Bell, Brooke Johnson, Toni Silver, Sharon Fogerty, Kelly Sue Deconnick, Janet Rosen & Courtney Ray [through 7/27].

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850 or www.standupny.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9; Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. FRI & SAT: Joe Mulligan, Patti Rosborough, Jim Norton, Orny Adams.