82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neale, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve & Dave Edwards, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12 & 2 drink min. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Wil, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Sherrod Small, 10, $8 & 1 drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min.
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: The Greg Charles Show, 9:30, $16.50. THURS: Jim David, 10, $20.50; Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn, 8, $21.50. FRI: John Henton, 10:30 & 12:30, $26.50; Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn, 8, $24.50. SAT: John Henton, 10:30 & 12:30, $28.50; Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn, 8, $26.50. SUN: Patton Oswalt & Brian Posehn, 7:30 & 9:30, $22.50. MON: Outlaws, 8, $17. TUES: John Priest, 9:30, $15; The Blue Collar Show, 7, $10.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. W. 3rd & Bleecker Sts.), 212-254-3480. Sun.-Thurs. shows at shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. shows at 7, 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Mitch Fatel, Greg Giiraldo, Greer Barnes, Godfrey, Nick DiPaolo. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Jim David, Billy Burr, Greer Barnes, Jim Norton.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8, Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min. Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC John Bush, Cynthia Koury, Bill McCarty, Todd Barry, Tony Rock, Paul Mercurio. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Sherrod Small, Steven Donovan, Vinnie Brand, Vanessa Hollingshead, Jim Florentine. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:45, $12.50. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Rob Magnotti, Carrie Karavas, Brad Lowery, Nancy Redman, Greg Rogell, J. J. Ramirez. MON & TUES: Richie Byrne, J. J. Ramirez, Jerry Diner, Carrie Karavas, Rob Magnoti, Brad Lowery.
GERSHWIN HOTEL
7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-932-3767. SAT: "The 10:17 Comedy Night" feat. stand-up, musical & sketch comedy, 10, free.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. THURS: Comedy Salsa. FRI & SAT: John Bush, Rich Francese, Wali Collins, Greg Giraldo.
THE HIGH SPIRITS ROOM
369 W. 46th St. (9th Ave.), 212-245-6695. SAT: "Now Dat's Comedy!," 9, $12.
INDIGO BAR
487 Amsterdam Ave. (betw. 83rd & 84th Sts.) 212-362-0373. TUES: "Indigo Chicks" night of female comics feat. Nina Klein, Jen Glick, Eileen Kelly, Lynn Harris, Tamison Atkinsons, Jorjeana Marie, Leanna Conley, 7:30, free.
NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB
241 E. 24th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-696-5233. Shows Sun.-Thurs. at 9, $5; Fri. at 10 & 11:30, $12 ; Sat. at 8, 10 & 12:30 a.m., $12. TUES: "Impassioned Embraces: Pieces of Love & Theater."
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m.; $12 cover. THURS: "Fun-Raiser" feat. Jim Gaffigan, Tom Shillue, Laurie Kilmartin, Steven Kent. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Brennan, Todd Barry.