STAND-UP COMEDY BOSTON COMEDY CLUB 82 W. 3rd St. (betw. ...

82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. Cover charge & 1 drink min. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 10, $8. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neal, Rich Vos D.C. Benny, Russ Meneve, Macio, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.

CAFE CARLYLE

35 E. 76th St. (Madison Ave.), 212-744-1600. WEDS-SAT & TUES: Mary Cleere Haran in "Sweet & Low Down," inspired by Reading Lyrics, 8:45 & 10:45, $60 [through 2/17].

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Hot 97's Star & Bucwild, 7:30, $16.50. THURS: Mr. Paul Mooney, 10, $20.50; Jeffrey Ross, 8, $21.50. FRI & SAT: Mr. Paul Mooney, 12:30 a.m., $22.50-$24.50; Jeffrey Ross, 8 & 10:30, $24.50-$26.50. SUN: Mr. Paul Mooney, 10, $21.50; Jeffrey Ross, 7:30, $22.50. MON: Susie Essman, 9:30, $15.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Weds.: one continuous show 9-1 a.m., $10 & 2 drink min.; Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.), $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SAT: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Fatel, Rick Crom, Nick DiPoalo, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Gregg Rogell, Keith Robinson, Godfrey, Jim Norton.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Rob Magnotti, Jim McCue, Jim Norton, Nancy Redman, Hood.

DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM

346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-726-2007. WEDS: Full Speed Ahead pres. "Dysfunctional Love Stories," starring Jennifer Macaluso, 7, $15 & $10 min. [through 3/21].

DUPLEX

61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-841-5410. THURS: Hopscotch, "The New York Sex Comedies," 10, $5 & 2 drink min. [through 2/15]; "The Mo Show" w/comic Maureen "MO" Langan, 8, $6 & 2 drink min.

GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. FRI & SAT: Ted Alexandro, Rob Magnotti, Tom Papa, Greg Carey.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Eddie Ifft, Sue Costello, Gregg Rogell, Tom Papa, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.

THEATER 22

54 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 917-913-6881. THURS-SAT: Glen Cullen's "Some Guy Sitting Around in His Underware Talking For 67 Minutes," 8, $12. SUN: Glen Cullen's "Some Guy Sitting Around in His Underware Talking For 67 Minutes," 2, $12.