82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Correale, Patrice O'Neale, Rich Vos, DC Benny, Russ Meneve, Macio. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Wil, DC Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Sherrod Small, 10, $8 & 1 drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Judah Friedlander, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink minimum.
BLUESTOCKING WOMEN'S BOOKSTORE & CAFE
172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-777-6028. SAT: Becky Poole hosts an evening of women's stand-up comedy, 7, free.
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Mitch Fatel, 9:30, $17; Star & Bucwild's "3D Amateur Side Show," 7:30, $16.50. THURS: Jay Mohr, 8, $30. FRI: Jay Mohr, 8 & 10:30, $32. SAT: Jay Mohr, 8 & 10:30, $32. SUN: Jay Mohr, 8, $32. MON: "The Girl Show," 9:30; New talent, 7, $15. TUES: "The Blue Collar Show," 9:30, $15.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.). Sun.-Thurs. shows $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Kevin Brennan, Larry Amoros, Steve Byrne, Tony Rock. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Susie Essman, Nick DiPaolo, Greg Giraldo, Steve Byrne, Tony Rock.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 84th & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8, Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min. Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30, $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30. $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC John Bush, Cynthia Koury, Bill McCarty, Todd Barry, Tony Rock, Paul Mercurio. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Sherrod Small, Steven Donovan, Vinnie Brand, Vanessa Hollingshead, Jim Florentine. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:45, $12.50. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 WEDS-SUN: Jim McCue, Gregory Rogell, Rob Magnotti, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Carrie Karavas. MON & TUES: Jerry Diner, John Rizzo, Richie Byrne, Carrie Karavas, Gregory Rogell, Nancy Redman.
DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM
346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-265-8133. $10 min. THURS: Eileen Fulton, 8:30, $20; Sheldon Forrest, 6. FRI: Eileen Fulton, 8:30 & 11, $20; Sheldon Forrest, 6. SAT: Eileen Fulton, 9:15, $20.
DAVID COPPERFIELD'S COMEDY CELLAR
74th St. (York Ave.), 212-734-6152. SAT: Ryan Maloney, Michael "Zerocks" Rivera, 8, $15 & 2 drink min.
DUPLEX
61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-841-54510. THURS: "Hopscotch, the New York Sex Comedies," 9, $5 & 2 drink min.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. THURS: Steven Lynch. FRI & SAT: Louis Ramey, Tom Papa, Pete Correale, Wali Collins.
NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB
241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Aves.), 212-696-5233. Sun-Thurs. $5 & 2 drink min., Fri. & Sat. & 2 drink min. WEDS & THURS: Laurie Killmartin, Mike King, Greg Rogell, Dean Edwards, Tony Rock. FRI & SAT: Vic Henly, Walli Collins, Greg Rogell, Seymour. SUN: Professor Irwin Corey, 8.
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. at 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. at 8, 10 & 12:15; $12 cover. FRI & SAT: Andrew Kennedy, Susie Essman, Tom Cotter, Kevin Downey Jr.
STARBUCKS COFFEE
400 E. 54th St. (1st Ave.), 212-592-4114. THURS: Stand-up comedian Rich Adamo in "Jokes & Java," 6, free.
XANDO COFFEE & BAR
2160 B'way (76th St.), 212-595-5616. MON: "Lattes & Laughs," Denise Bongiovanni & Miriam Albert host a night of stand-up comedy, 8:30, no cover.