82 W. 3rd St. (betw. Thompson & Sullivan Sts.), 212-477-1000. WEDS & THURS: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min. FRI & SAT: Jim Norton, Pete Coreale, Patrice O'Neal, Rich Vos, D.C. Benny, Russ Meneve, Godfrey, $12 & 2 drink min. MON: "Blue" hosted by Tony Woods, feat. Tracy Morgan, D. C. Benny, Warren Holstein, Big Jay, Dean Edwards, 10, $8 & I drink min. TUES: Brian Scolaro, Kevin Hart, Warren Holstein, Ben Bailey, Russ Meneve, 9:30, $8 & 1 drink min.
CARNEGIE HALL
152 W. 57th St. (7th Ave.), 212-247-7800. WEDS: Dave & Chapelle & special guest appear as part of the "Toyota Comedy Festival," 8, $30-$40.
CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB
1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Todd Barry, Marc Maron & Sarah Silverman, 9:30, $20.50; John Diresta, 7:30; $17. THURS: John Salley, 10, $21.50; Todd Barry, Marc Maron & Sarah Silverman, 8, $20.50. FRI: John Salley, 12:30 a.m., $22.50; Dave Coulier, 8, $24.50. SAT: John Salley, 12:30 a.m., $24.50; Dave Coulier, 8, $26.50. SUN: John Salley, 10, $22.50; Dave Coulier, 8, $22.50. MON: New Talent, 7 & 9:30, $15.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. W. 3rd & Bleecker Sts.), 212-254-3480. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. shows at 7, 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Tom Papa, Billy Burr, Greer Barnes, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Tom Papa, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Fatel, Greer Barnes.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8, Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min. Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC Tim Young, J.J. Ramirez, Vanessa Holligshead, Ray Ellin, Sherry Davey, Eddie Ifft. SAT: MC John Priest, Tony Rock, Sherrod Small, Cynthia Koury, Laurie Killmartin, Macio, Lenny Marcus. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:45, $12.50. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Justin McKinney, Nancy Redman, Rob Magnotti, J.J. Ramirez, Brad Lowery. MON & TUES: Carrie Karavas, J. J. Ramirez, Brad Lowery, Nancy Redman, Rob Magnotti.
FREAKS LOCAL 413
413 W. 44th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.) 212-946-1827. FRI: "GreenLight" feat. NY's "alternative" comics hosted by Rebecca Tingley, 10, $5.
GERSHWIN HOTEL
7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-932-3767. SAT: "The 10:17 Comedy Night" feat. stand-up, musical & sketch comedy, 10, free.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. WEDS: "Homocomicus," gay & lesbian comedians feat. Bob Montgomery, Jaffe Cohen, Julie Goldman, Nora Burns, Marc McCombs, Page Hurwitz, Mark Davis. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Kevin Flynn, Mitch Fatel, Greg Carey. SUN: "Black Sunday" & evening w/Lewis Black.
MAMA CASSIE'S COFFEE HOUSE
765 6th Ave. (betw. 25th & 26th Sts.), 212-807-0061. THURS: "So, You Think You're Funny?" comedy show w/host Joe Dixon, 8, free.
HERE
145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 ext. 301 or www.here.org. THURS: "Broads" feat. Meg Sweeney Lawless, Mary Purdy, Cate Smit, Elisa DeCarlo, Sharon Glassman & Frank DeCaro in conjunction w/the Toyota Comedy Festival, 9, free.
NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB
241 E. 24th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-696-5233. Shows Sun.-Thurs. at 9, $5; Fri. at 10 & 11:30, $12; Sat. at 8, 10 & 12:30 a.m., $12. WEDS & THURS: Laurie Killmartin, Mike King, Tom Whitely, Sherry Davy, Dean Edwards. FRI & SAT: Keith Robinson, Jim Carey, Sam Greenfield, Rich Francese.
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m.; $12 cover. FRI & SAT: Quinton Heggs, Andrew Kennedy, Dave Attel, Gregg Fitzsimmons. SUN: Stand-Up NY's 15th Anniversary feat. Freddy Roman, Jim Gaffigan, Eddie Brill, Dave Attel, Hugh Fink.
TOYOTA COMEDY FESTIVAL
1-888-33-TOYOTA, www.toyotacomedy.com Annual comedy festival feat. variety of events at different venues incl. Spinal Tap, a Mystery Science Theater 3000 Reunion, Alfred E. Newman Look-Alike Contest & Friars Club Roast of Richard Belzer. Call or visit website for full sched., times & prices of events.