STAND-UP COMEDY CAFE CARLYLE 35 E. 76th St. (Madison Ave.), ...

35 E. 76th St. (Madison Ave.), 212-744-1600. WEDS-SAT & TUES: Mary Cleere Haran in "Sweet & Low Down," inspired by Reading Lyrics, 8:45 & 10:45, $60 [through 2/17].

CAROLINE'S COMEDY CLUB

1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. THURS: Otto & George, 10, $21.50; Greg Proops, 8, $21.50. FRI: Otto & George, 12:30 a.m., $22.50; Greg Proops, 8 & 10:30, $22.50. Blue Light Theater Cabaret benefit feat. KT Sullivan & James Naughton, 6:30, $200-$500. SAT: Otto & George, 12:30 a.m., $24.50; Greg Proops, 8 & 10:30, $24.50. SUN: Otto & George, 11:30, $21.50; Wil & Tony's Martin Luther King Jr. celebration, 9:30, $21.50. Greg Proops, 8, $22.50. MON: Wil & Tony's Martin Luther King Jr. celebration, 8, $18. TUES: "The Blue Collar Show," 7, $15.

COMEDY CELLAR

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480, www.comedycellar.com Sun.-Weds.: one continuous show 9-1 a.m., $10 & 2 drink min.; Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. & Sat. at 9, 10:45 & 12:30 a.m. (add. 7 p.m. show on Sat.), $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SAT: Colin Quinn, Greg Giraldo, Mitch Fatel, Kevin Brennan, Dave Attell, Godfrey. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Billy Burr, Gregg Rogell, Jim David, Sherrod Small, Godfrey.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15; Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:45, $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Quentin Heggs, Patty Rosborough, John Rizzo, Richie Byrne, Nancy Redman, Jim McCue. MON & TUES: Hood, Pete Correale, Al Ducharme, Nancy Redman, Richie Byrne, Jim Norton.

DANNY'S SKYLIGHT ROOM

346 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-726-2007. SUN: Full Speed Ahead pres. "Dysfunctional Love Stories," starring Jennifer Macaluso, 4, $15 & $10 min.

DUPLEX

61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 212-255-5438. THURS: "The Mo Show" w/comic Maureen "MO" Langan, 8, $6 & 2 drink min. SAT: Mo Gaffney & Kathy Najimy's "Parallel Lives" stars Ashley Wren Collins & Gina Mahoney, 8, $10 & 2 drink min.

GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM

Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. THURS: Comedy Salsa: NY's funniest Latino-American comics. FRI & SAT: Wali Collins, Pete Correale, Tom Cotter, Gary Greenberg.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850, www.standupny.com FRI & SAT: Patrice O'Neal, Lisa Lampanelli, Eddie Ifft, 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m., $12.