1626 B'way (49th St.), 212-757-4100. Cover charge & 2 drink min. WEDS: Hedda Lettuce, 9:30; Chicks w/Shticks, 7, $17. THURS: Wendy Liebman, 9:30, $21.50.
COMEDY CELLAR
117 MacDougal St. (betw. W. 3rd & Bleecker Sts.), 212-254-3480. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min. Fri. & Sat. shows at 7, 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $12 & 2 drink min. WEDS-SUN: Colin Quinn, Jim David, Billy Burr, Greer Barnes, Jim Norton. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Tom Papa, Billy Burr, Greer Barnes, Godfrey.
COMIC STRIP LIVE
1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun. show at 8, Mon.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $10 & $10 min. Fri. at 8:30, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. Sat. at 8, 10:15 & 12:30 a.m., $15 & $10 min. WEDS & THURS: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson. FRI: MC Tim Young, J. J. Ramirez, Vanessa Holligshead, Ray Ellin, Sherry Davey, Eddie Ifft. SAT: MC John Priest, Tony Rock, Sherrod Small, Cynthia Koury, Laurie Killmartin, Macio, Lenny Marcus. SUN-TUES: MC Ray Ellin, Buddy Bolton, Justin McKinney, Robert Rothstein, Laurie Killmartin, Antman, DC Benny, Bernadette Pauley, Paula Bell, William Stephenson.
DANGERFIELD'S
1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd Sts.), 212-593-1650. Sun.-Tues. shows at 8:45, $12.50. Fri. shows at 8:30 & 10:30, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30 a.m., $15-$20. WEDS-SUN: Richie Byrne, J. J. Ramirez, Jerry Diner, Carrie Karavas, Rob Magnoti, Brad Lowery. MON & TUES: Justin McKinney, Nancy Redman, Rob Magnotti, J.J. Ramirez, Brad Lowery.
FREAKS LOCAL 413
413 W. 44th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.) 212-946-1827. FRI: "GreenLight" feat. NY's "alternative" comics hosted by Rebecca Tingley, 10, $5.
GERSHWIN HOTEL
7 E. 27th St. (betw. 5th & Madison Aves.), 212-932-3767. SAT: "The 10:17 Comedy Night" feat. stand-up, musical & sketch comedy, 10, free.
GLADYS' COMEDY ROOM
Hamburger Harry's, 145 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-832-1762. FRI & SAT: Jim Gaffigan, Russ Meneve, Warren Holstein, Mike Singer, Eric Ingram, Jason Dietz, Gladys, 8:30, $12 & $5 min. (half price if you mention NY Press).
GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB
34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Showtimes Fri. & Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, $15 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min. WEDS: An Evening w/Robert Klein. FRI & SAT: Greg Giraldo, Gary Greenberg, Louis Ramey, William Stephenson. SUN: Comedy Salsa: Latin American comics. MON: Stephen Lynch & Friends. TUES: New Faces of Comedy.
NEW YORK COMEDY CLUB
241 E. 24th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-696-5233. Shows Sun.-Thurs. at 9, $5; Fri. at 10 & 11:30, $12; Sat. at 8, 10 & 12:30 a.m., $12. WEDS & THURS: Laurie Killmartin, Mike King, Tom Whitely, Nancy Parker, Dean Edwards. FRI & SAT: Keith Robinson, Greg Carey, Sam Greenfield, Mark Maron.
TOYOTA COMEDY FESTIVAL
1-888-33-TOYOTA, www.toyotacomedy.com Annual comedy festival feat. variety of events at different venues incl. Spinal Tap, a Mystery Science Theater 3000 Reunion & Friars Club Roast of Richard Belzer. Call or visit website for full sched., times & prices of events.
STAND-UP NY
236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Shows Sun.-Thurs. 7 & 9, Fri. & Sat. 8, 10 & 12:15 a.m.; $12 cover. FRI & SAT: Lynne Koplitz, Donell Rawlings, Eddie Ifft, Greg Rogell.