STAND-UP COMEDY COMEDY CELLAR 117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd ...

117 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-254-3480 or www.comedycellar.com Fri. shows at 9 & 11, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sat. shows at 9, 10:45 & 12:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show from 9-2, $5 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Bill Santiago, Nick DiPaolo, Mitch Fatel, Godfrey, Marc Maron. MON & TUES: Colin Quinn, Dave Attell, Wanda Sykes, Nick DiPaolo, Greg Giraldo, Godfry, Marc Maron.

COMIC STRIP LIVE

1568 2nd Ave. (betw. 81st & 82nd Sts.), 212-861-9386. Sun.-Thurs. shows at 8:30, $8 & $9 min.; Fri. shows at 8:30, 10:30, 12:30, $12 & $9 min.; Sat. shows at 8, 10:15, 12:30, $12 & $9 min. WEDS: MC Kyle Dunnigan, Greer Barnes, Dan Naturman, Vanessa Hollingshead. THURS: MC William Stephenson, Ray Ellin, Lenny Marcus, Marla Schultz. FRI: MC Kerry McNally, Ray Ellin, J.J. Ramirez, Jim Breuer, Johnny Lampert, Teddy Smith. SAT: MC William Stephenson, Macio, Tom Papa, Buddy Bolton, Kerry McNally, Wali Collins. SUN: MC Tom Papa, Population 10, Russ Meneve, Joe Matarese, Lenny Marcus, Ali Simon, Kyle Dunnigan. MON: Audition night with Starla Muraz. TUES: MC Scott Blakeman, Kyle Dunnigan, D.C. Benny, Wanda SykesHall.

DANGERFIELD'S

1118 1st Ave. (betw. 61st & 62nd St.), 212-593-1650. Fri. shows at 9 & 11:15, $15; Sat. shows at 8, 10:30 & 12:30, $15-$20; Sun.-Thurs., one continuous show starting at 8:45, $12.50. No min. WEDS-SUN: Jerry Diner, Nancy Redman, Rob Magnotti, Justin McKinney, JJ Rimirez, Quentin Heggs. MON & TUES: Pete Correale, Jim McCue, Justin McKinney, Nancy Redman, Rob Magnotti, JJ Ramirez.

don't tell mama

343 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-757-0788. or donttellmama.com Thurs. show at 6:30, Sat. show at 10:30, both $10 & 2 drink min. SAT: Michael Clark, Nancy Witer, Sidney Myer, Ron Poole.

GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB

34 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-367-9000. Shows Weds & Thurs. at 8:30, $10 & 2 drink min.; Fri. at 9 & 11, Sat. at 8:30 & 10:30, both $15 & 2 drink min. WEDS: Robert Klein. THURS: So What are You Looking At? FRI & SAT: Greg Giraldo, Justin McKinney, Ted Alexandro, Wali Collins, David Nash. SUN: Judy Gold. MON: Night of 1000 Jennifer's. TUES: Lewis Black.

Rose's Turn

55 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Christopher St.), 212-366-5438. THURS: Baby Machines, a Jerry Lewis Inspired Night of Funny Women, 9, $5 & 2 drink min.

STAND UP NY

236 W. 78th St. (B'way), 212-595-0850. Fri. & Sat. shows at 8, 10, & 12, $12. FRI & SAT: Andres Fernandez, Billy Jaye, Mike Estime, Paul Michael Mercurio. TUES: Tickled Pink, Toyota Comedy Festival Gay & Lesbian Comic's Night.

TOYATA COMEDY FESTIVAL

1-888-33-TOYOTA or toyotacomedyfestival.net Ten day event spanning city comedy clubs incl. Jon Stewart, 92 St. Y & P.S. 122 series, Comedy in Bryant Park, Upright Citizens Brigade's 52 hour improv marathon, & much more. Call or log on for more info.