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| 16 Feb 2015 | 04:52

    AIDA

    Triangular love story with music by Elton John & lyrics by Tim Rice; Palace Theater, 1554 B'way (47th St.), 307-4747; Fri. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 2 & 7, $25-$80 [opens 3/23].

     

    THE ALTRUISTS

    What happens when murder strikes East Village do-gooders; Vineyard Theater, 108 E. 15th St. (Irving Pl.), 353-0303; Weds.-Fri., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, $40 [opens 3/6].

     

    THE BIG BANG

    Jed Feuer & Boyd Graham star in the two-man musical they wrote; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $45 [opens 2/23].

     

    CARNIVAL KNOWLEDGE

    Rob Faust & Faustwork's Fred Astaire-inspired/tribute autobiography For True; the Flea, 41 White St. (betw. Church St. & B'way), 532-8887; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10, mat. Sun. at 3, $35 [opens 3/2, through 3/26].

     

    CHEKHOV VAUDEVILLES

    Eleven productions of Anton Chekhov incl. The Seagull, Uncle Vanya, The Proposal & On the Harmful Effects of Tabacco; Show World, 671 8th Ave. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.,), 586-7829; Tues., 5 p.m.-12, $20 [opens 3/6]

     

    IMPERFECT LOVE

    Romantic spoof at NY Performance Works, 128 Chambers St. (W. B'way), 969-0166; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, $35 [opens 3/1, through 4/16].

     

    IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO SING & PLAY THE BASS

    Musical starring songwriter Jay Leonhart in more than 20 original pop & jazz tunes; Jewel Box Theater, 323 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 239-6200; Fri. & Mon. at 8, $20-$40.

     

    LOVE IN A THIRSTY LAND

    Love story involving young Jewish immigrant who's on trial for murder; Jewish Repertory Theatre Playhouse, 316 E. 91st St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 831-2000; Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mat. Sun. at 2, $35-$40 [opens 2/27].

     

    THE MOMENT WHEN

    The destiny of three New Yorkers; Playwrights Horizons at the Wilder Theater, 416 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $37.50 [opens 3/12, through 3/26].

     

    SUEÑO

    Adaptation of Pedro Calderorkers; PlaywrightsLife is a Dream; 28th Street Theater, 120 W. 28th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.),727-7765; Weds.-Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30 [opens 3/1, through 3/19].

     

    THE TALES OF THE ALLERGIST'S WIFE

    Woman's life turns to chaos when a familiar visitor appears; Manhattan Theater Club's Stage II, City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 581-1212; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $50 [opens 2/29].

     

    THE TORCH-BEARERS

    Drama Dept. produces George Kelly's long-forgotten production about marriage; Greenwich House Theater, 27 Barrow St. (7th Ave.), 541-8441; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. at 3, $15 [opens 2/23, through 3/4].

     

    TRUE WEST

    Matthew Warchus (Art) directs Sam Shepard's production starring Philip Seymour Hoffman (Boogie Nights) & John C. Reilly (Magnolia) as estranged brothers who attempt to teach other respective trades, screenwriting & burglary; Circle in the Square Theater, 1633 B'way (50th St.), 239-6200; call for times, $65 [opens 3/2].

     

    Just Opened

    THE ALCHEMIST

    Ben Johnson's English comedy starring The Simpson's Dan Castellaneta; Classic Stage Co., 136 E. 13th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 677-4210; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, Tues. at 8, $30-$35 [through 3/12].

     

    ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL

    Shakespeare's tale of unrequited love at Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri.-Sun. at 7:30, $12 [through 2/27].

     

    ANGRY JELLOW BUBBLES

    Twelve different woman & their true stories about adhering to society's preconceived beauty standards?photography, dance, song & spoken word; The Piano Store, 158 Ludlow St. (Stanton St.), 465-3410; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $10 [through 3/11].

     

    BAD BOY NIETZCHE

    Richard Foreman's 47th production centers on the Nietzche & a dray horse who's beaten; Ontological at St. Marks Theater, 131 E. 10th St. (2nd Ave.), 533-4650; Thurs.-Sun. & Tues. at 8, $15 [through 4/30].

     

    THE BALLADEER

    Highschool crushes & the catastrophic paradox of freshmen love; KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 777-6088; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30 $12 [through 4/15].

     

    CAMELOT'S RUBY

    Play explores the bloody end of Camelot; Bank St. Theater, 155 Bank St. (betw. West & Washington Sts.), 592-3312; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 3/4].

     

    CATCH 22

    Ethics of WWII pilot are challenged when he attempts to be sent home by pleading crazy; Flatiron Theater, 119 W. 23rd St., Su. 305 (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 561-0174; Thurs.-Mon. at 8, $12 [through 3/5].

     

    CELTIC TIGER (ME ARSE)

    Irish comedy just in time for St. Patrick's Day; Irish Arts Center, 553 W. 51st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 581-4125; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3, $25-$30.

     

    CEREMONIES IN DARK OLD MEN

    Thirty-first anniversary production of "a black theater classic about the search for one's dream;" National Black Theatre, 2033 5th Ave. (betw. 125th & 126th Sts.), 722-3800; Fri. at 7:30, Sat. at 2 & 7:30, Sun. at 3, $12 [through 2/27].

     

    CONFIDENTIALLY, COLE

    The sexual yearnings & heartbreak of Cole Porter, set to music; Triad Theater, 158 W. 72nd St. (betw. Amsterdam & Columbus Aves.), 799-4599; Thurs. & Fri. at 8, Sat. at 7:30 & 10, $15-$25 & $10 min. [through 3/4].

     

    CONTROL FREAKS IN LOVE

    Spoof on what 20-somethings call "relationships;" St. Marks Studio Theater, 94 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 718-728-5919; Weds. at 8, $12 [through 2/23].

     

    DEFENDING THE LIGHT

    Adaptation of Earl Conrad's novel Seward for the Defense; Tribeca Performing Arts Center, 199 Chambers St. (betw. Greenwich & West Sts.), 346-8500; Weds.-Fri. at 7:30, Sat. at 3 & 8, Sun. at 3, $25 [through 3/4].

     

    THE DIRECTOR

    What happens when a cast betrays their director; ArcLight Theater, 152 W. 71st St. (betw. Columbus & Amsterdam Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Fri., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 8, $25.

     

    EASTERN STANDARD

    Play examines the trials & tribulations of love & lust in the big city; American Theatre of Actors, 314 W. 54th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 946-6599; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 2/27].

     

    EDWARD II

    Shakespeare's classic produced by the Jean Cocteau Repertory; Bouwerie Lane Theater, 330 Bowery (Bond St.), 677-0060; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $30, $24 s.c. & $15 st. [through 4/20].

     

    AN EMPTY PLATE IN THE CAFÉ DU GRAND BOEUF

    Chef is tempted with 7-course meal during his suicidal hunger strike; Primary Stages, 354 W. 45th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 333-4052; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40 [through 3/25].

     

    ENOUGH ABOUT ME: AN UNAUTHORIZED AUTOBIOGRAPHY

    Chanteuse Varla Jean Merman reveals secrets during her off-Broadway musical debut at Chelsea Playhouse, 125 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 307-4100; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, Sun. at 7, $25.

     

    ESCAPE FROM HAPPINESS

    Domestic comedy touches on absurdity & reality as a family attempts to fight neighborhood crime; T. Schreiber Studio, 151 W. 26th St., 7th Fl. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 741-0209; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 3/5].

     

    EXHIBIT #9

    Exploration of "the perfect black family;" West End Theater, 263 W. 86th St. (betw. B'way & West End Ave.), 726-3588; Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, $35 [through 3/18].

    the FLAMING IDIOTS

    Gyro, Pyro & Walter in the death-defying acts of juggling & contortion; New Victory Theater, 209 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 239-6200; Weds.-Sun., call for times, $10-$25 [through 2/27].

     

    FREE GIFT

    Issues of race & love are examined when a white women adopts a black child during Israel Horovitz's newest production at 78th St. Theater Lab, 236 W. 78th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 873-9050; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 2, $12, $10 st./s.c. [through 2/27].

     

    DAMAGED GOODS

    Marian Fontana & Jason Kordelos' one-acts address gender, sexuality & teenage angst; Center Stage, 48 W. 21st St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 929-2228; Sun.-Tues. at 8, $12 [through 3/14].

     

    THE GARDEN OF HANNAH LIST

    Depiction of Nuremberg during Nazi overtake of late 1930s; 14th St. Theater, 344 E. 14th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 642-8582; Weds. & Thurs. at 7, Sat. at 8, Sun. at 2 & 7, $15 [through 2/27].

     

    GODSPELL

    Third Street Repertory's adaptation addresses issues of the 21st-century; 22 W. 34th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 501-2420; Fri., Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, $12 [through 3/13].

     

    THE GOSPEL OF CYRUS ACCORDING TO CYRUS

    "With a belly full of rotgut & his pecker pointing the way" Cyrus serves the Lord "drunken?smashed?continually;" Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 254-1109; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, $10.

     

    THE GREASY RIDGE LOOK

    Southern-inspired redneck humor pokes fun of a woman's failing beauty school & attempt to promote her White Trash Women of Abuse makeup line; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), 255-5438; Thurs. at 10, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 2/24].

     

    A HATFUL OF RAIN

    1950s drama about a drug addict's battle to hide his drug usage; Producers Club II, 616 9th Ave. (betw. 43rd & 44th Sts.), 532-8887; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $20, $15 st./s.c. [through 2/27].

     

    HOUSEATRASH

    Trav S.D.'s musical satire ripped from American tabloids; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, $12, incl. free moonshine! [through 2/26].

     

    I WILL BEAR WITNESS: A DIARY OF THE NAZI YEARS

    Adaptation performed by George Bartenieff, presented in two parts: 1933-1941 (Fri.) & 1942-1945 (Sat.); The Theater at HB Playwrights Foundation, 124 Bank St. (betw. Greenwich & Washington Sts.), 989-7856; Fri. & Sat. at 7:30, [through 3/11].

     

    IMAGINING SHADOWS

    A look at death through the eyes of a nine-year old Southern girl?benefit show on Thurs. at 7, $25; Ohio Theater, 66 Wooster St. (betw. Spring & Broome Sts), 620-0113; Weds.-Sun. at 8, $12 [through 3/11].

     

    INAPPROPRIATE

    A look inside the minds & hearts of teenager's, adapted from stories written by DeSisto school graduates; Theater Row Theater, 424 W. 42nd St. (betw 9th & 10th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$40 [through 2/27].

     

    IN CORPORATED: A CINDERELLA STORY

    Fairy tale gone awry?Cinderella in corporate America; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 647-0202 or www.here.org; Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 8 & 10:30, Sun. at 5, $15 [through 3/12].

     

    IRISH STRAWBERRIES

    Lives change forever when family secrets are revealed; Theater Three, 311 W. 43rd St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 279-4200; Fri., Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. at 2, $12 [through 3/12].

     

    IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME

    Peculiar Works Project's amusing look at "old time religion;" Dixon Place, 309 E. 26th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 532-1546 ext.102; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $12, $8 st./s.c. [through 2/26].

     

    JAVA JIVE

    Coffee, joe, java, mud?the role the caffeinated bean plays in our daily lives; the Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 358-5836; Thurs. & Fri. at 7, $12 [through 3/24].

     

    JOYFUL NOISE

    "True story that nearly prevented the first London production of Handel's Messiah;" Lambs Theater, 130 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $44-$50 [through 3/24].

     

    TO KISS THE CHEEK OF THE MOON

    The troubles a Puerto Rican family faces after moving to NYC; Theater for the New City, 155 1st Ave. (10th St.), 254-1109; Thurs.-Sat. at 8:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $10 [through 3/5].

     

    LADY OF SHALOTT

    Tomoko Kurihara's newly translated play about a mother who abuses her children; American Theatre of Actors, 314 W. 54th St., (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 265-0010; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. 2 & 8, $12 [through 3/4].

     

    letters from cuba

    Maria Irene Fornes' production looks at the relationship with her brother & their love for the arts while she's in New York & he's in Havana; Signature Theater Company, 555 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 244-PLAY; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35 [through 3/5].

     

    MARAT/SADE

    Playwright Fred Newman's controversial play set in an insane asylum during the early 1800s; Castillo Theater, 500 Greenwich St. (betw. Spring & Canal Sts.), 941-1234; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $25 [through 3/26].

     

    MAUD GONNE IN EXILE

    W.H. Yeats escorts her to Ireland; Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 532-8887; Sat. & Sun. at 7:30, Mon. & Tues. at 6:30, $15 [through 3/2].

     

    MEET GEORGE ORWELL

    Mark Weston's solo play adapted from Orwell's novels, essays & letters; Sargent Theater, 314 W. 54th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 595-1733; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 2, $20-$25 [through 2/27].

     

    THE MIND KING

    Richard Foreman's production performed by Ian W. Hill as he battles an angel; Nada, 167 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 420-1466; Weds. at 8, $10 [through 3/8].

     

    MONK

    Rome Neal's solo performance honors the great jazz musician Thelonious Monk; Nuyorican Poets Cafe, 236 E. 3rd St. (betw. Aves. B & C), 465-3167; Thurs.-Sat. at 7:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 3/26].

     

    MONSTER

    Rural family is confronted by unexpected visitor during the night; Martin R. Kaufman Theater, 534 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $35 [through 4/16].

     

    NIGHT BLOOMING JASMINE

    Drama about star-crossed lovers; Tribeca Playhouse, 111 Reade St. (betw. W. B'way & Hudson St.), 532-8887 or www.smarttix.com; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15, $10/under 30 [through 3/4].

     

    NIGHTHAWKS

    Four-part production based on the works of painter Edward Hopper, "Nighthawks," "Summertime," "Sunlight in a Cafeteria" & "Conference at Night;" Blue Heron Arts Center, 123 E. 24th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Lexington Ave.), 886-1889; Weds.-Sun. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $15 [through 3/5].

     

    OTHELLO

    The National Asian American Theater Co. pres. Shakespeare's classic; Cornelia Connelly Center, 220 E. 4th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 718-623-1672; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 7, Sat. at 2 & 7, Sun. at 2, $15 [through 3/4].

     

    PANACHE

    Lisa Pelikan stars as a social bumble bee who changes the life of Eric Pierpoint, a bitter artist; Players Theater, 115 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & 3rd Sts.), 239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $35.

     

    THE PEONY PAVILION

    15th-century Chinese Kun Opera theater feat. puppets, actors, music & dance; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 647-0202 or www.here.org; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 3/12].

     

    POJAGI

    Relations between Japan & the U.S. from 16th-century to present; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 475-7710; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3:30, $20-$25 [through 3/5].

     

    PRECIPICE

    20-something exploration of love, careers & personal frustration; NY Performance Works, 128 Chambers St. (W. B'way), 539-4553; Fri. & Sat., call for times, $12 [through 2/26].

    PREPARE TO MEET YOUR MAKER

    Spanish mystery play; Baby Jupiter, 170 Orchard St. (Stanton St.), 674-2987; Sun. at 7, $10.

     

    PUB

    Joe Lazenby's solo tribute to local dive bar; Nada, 167 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 420-1666; Fri. & Sat. at 10:30, $10 [through 2/26].

     

    THE REINDEER BITERS

    Black comedy at Grove St. Playhouse, 39 Grove St. (betw. Hudson & Bleecker Sts.), 330-9313; Weds.-Sun. at 8, $12 [through 3/5].

     

    RICHARD III

    Adaptation claims to provide new insight on the concept of villainy; Nada, 167 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 420-1466; Thurs. & Fri. at 7:30, Sat. at 7, Sun. at 2:30, $12 [through 2/27].

     

    SATURDAY NIGHT

    Stephen Sondeim's first musical, adaptation from Julius J. Epstein's book about young Brooklyn man who seeks fame & fortune; Second Stage Theater, 307 W. 43rd St. (8th Ave.), 787-8302; Thurs., Fri. & Tues. at 8, Weds. at 2 & 7, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 3, $11-$61 [through 3/26].

     

    THE SERVANT OF TWO MASTERS

    World premiere of Jonathan Polgar's comedy of separated lovers, both of whom Truffaldino serves without the aforementioned knowledge nor the fact that one of the masters is a female; Bouwerie Lane Theater, 330 Bowery (Bond St.), 677-0060; call for times, $30, $24 s.c., $15 st. [through 2/24].

     

    SOMEONE'S COMIN' HUNGRY

    Revival of Neil R. Selden's 1969 drama about racial tensions between black Vietnam veteran, his white wife & his family; New 42nd St. Theater, 348 W. 42nd St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 532-8887; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun at 3, Mon. at 6:30, Tues. at 8, $12 [through 3/5].

     

    SOUTH OF NO NORTH: STORIES OF THE BURRIED LIFE

    Adaptation of Charles Bukowski's collection of short stories; 29th St. Rep, 212 W. 29th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 465-0575; Thurs.-Mon. at 8, $15 [through 3/26].

     

    SPLENDORA

    Texan man returns to the town he was banned from, dressed as a women; Chelsea Playhouse, 125 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35.

     

    STELLA'S SANCTUARY BAR

    World premiere of Jim McCartin's retelling of the 1956 disaster on Brooklyn's waterfront; Common Basis Theater, 750 8th Ave., rm. 500 (46th St.), 340-1112; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $12 [through 2/27].

     

    TAKING A CHANCE ON LOVE

    Musical based on the life & work of John Latouche feat. the music of Duke Ellington, Vernon Duke & others; the Theater at St. Peter's Church, 619 Lexington Ave. (54th St.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $40-$45 [through 3/26].

     

    THE TIME OF THE CUCKOO

    Revival of Arthur Laurent's 1953 play about romance in Venice; Mitzi E. Newhouse Theater at Lincoln Center, 150 W. 65th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $50 [through 5/7].

     

    TRIPTYCH

    Eliza Beckwith directs comic farce between two male gay lovers at the Homegrown Theater, 2628 B'way (betw. 99th & 100th Sts.), 229-7500; Fri., Sat. & Mon. at 8, $12 [through 3/18].

     

    TWO SISTERS & A PIANO

    Passion & politics are examined when two women are placed under house arrest for speaking out against Castro's regime; Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 2 & 7, $45 [through 3/5].

     

    VOICES FROM THE HOLY...& NOT SO HOLY LAND

    Steve Greenstein's one-man exploration of Israel & the Jewish Diaspora through nine different characters; Abrons Arts Center, Henry St. Settlement, 466 Grand St. (Pitt St.), 598-0400; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $20, $10 st. [through 2/27].

     

    WHAT HAPPENED TO JONES

    Exaggerated comedy about mistaken identities between a Bishop & a con-man; Metropolitan Playhouse, 220 E. 4th St., (betw. Aves. A & B), 995-5302; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 5, $5-$15 [through 2/28].

     

    A WINTER'S TALE

    Rock 'n' roll twist on Shakespeare; Walkerspace, 46 Walker St. (betw. B'way & Church St.), 414-5136; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, $15 [through 2/27].

     

    THE WORD

    Ian McCulloch's part love, part comedy production involving a radio talk-show host; Kraine Theater at KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 539-3076; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $12 [through 2/26].

     

    Continuing

    ANCESTRAL VOICES

    The lives of a Buffalo family are in an uproar when grandma divorces grandpa to be with his best friend?performed with a new cast as a reading; Theater at Lincoln Center, 150 W. 65th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 239-6200; Sun. at 7:30, Mon. at 8, $45 [through 5/8].

     

    THE BOMB-ITTY OF ERRORS

    Hiphop rendition of Shakespeare's The Comedy of Errors; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 307-4100 or www.bomb-itty.com; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $20-$35.

     

    the countess

    Drama based on true story, scandal that rocked Victorian England. Weds. performance feat. members of The Victorian Society; Samuel Beckett Theater, 410 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 594-2826; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. at 2:30, Sat. & Sun. at 3, $55, $40 st./s.c.

     

    DAME EDNA: THE ROYAL TOUR

    Barry Humphires' dolls himself up to portray a housewife, British royalty advisor & whatever else he dreams up; Booth Theater, 222 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$65.

     

    DE LA GUARDA

    Argentine theater group infuses theater with rock, dance, aerial contortionism & carnival elements in long-running smash Villa Villa; Daryl Roth Theater, 20 Union Sq. East (15th St.), 239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 7, $40-$45.

     

    THE DONKEY SHOW

    "A Midsummer Night's disco" at El Flamingo 547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 307-4100 or 971-1016 or www.thedonkeyshow.com; Thurs. & Sun. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $25.

     

    the ELEPHANT MAN

    Musical traces life of one man's journey from side-show freak to Broadway star; Rose's Turn, 55 Grove St. (7th Ave. S.), 875-7785; Mon. at 9, $7 & 2 drink min.

     

    EXTREME GIRL

    Barbara Blackburn takes on multiple personalities to convey messages about beauty, love & society's expectations of women, with most monologues transcribing the "good girl gone bad" scenario?dominatrix, sex toys, etc.; Currican Theater, 154 W. 29th St. (betw 6th & 7th Aves.), 532-8887; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 2/27].

     

    FULLY COMMITTED

    Becky Mode's humorous look inside one of Manhattan's trendiest restaurant opens off-Broadway starring Mark Setlock from Rent; Cherry Lane Theater, 38 Commerce St. (Bleecker St.), 239-6200; Weds. & Sun. at 3 & 8, Thurs., Mon. & Tues. at 8, $45.

     

    I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE!

    Musical revue looks at "Hopeful Heterosexuals;" Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (9th Ave.), 239-6200; Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $49.50-$55.

     

    JAMES JOYCE'S THE DEAD

    Musical based on Joyce's short opens on Broadway at the Belasco Theater, 111 W. 44th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $15-$75.

     

    LATE NIGHT CATECHISM

    Interactive comedy written by Vicki Quade & Maripat Donovan; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 239-6200; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40.

     

    LINE

    Play by Israel Horovitz now in its 25th year; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 675-6677; Weds. & Thurs. at 7, Fri. & Sat. at 9:30, $12.50, $8 st./s.c.

     

    NAKED BOYS SINGING

    Musical revue celebrates "being in your birthday suit"?eight naked men & 16 tunes; The Actors' Playhouse, 100 7th Ave. (betw. Grove & Bleecker Sts.), 463-0060; Weds.-Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 3 & 8, $45-$65.

     

    OUR SINATRA

    Celebration of Hoboken's favorite ole blue eyes; Blue Angel Theater, 323 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Sts.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mat. Weds. at 2:30, $50-$80.

    OVER THE RIVER & THROUGH THE WOODS

    Young man's indecision about his future sparks unsolicited advice & meddling from four Italian-American grandparents; John Housman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $47.50.

     

    THE PRICE

    Arthur Miller's play about brothers reuniting to sort through deceased father's belongings; Royale Theater, 242 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 353-0303; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$65.

     

    SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

    Musical inspired by Robert Stigwood's 1977 film; Minskoff Theater, 1515 B'way (45th St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$80.

     

    SUMMER '69

    Production reopens at new theater. Comical musical explores historical events such as Woodstock, Vietnam War & landing on the moon. Live rock 'n' roll band accompaniment performs music by Janis Joplin, Jerry Garcia, Bob Dylan & the like; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $19.69-$49.50.

     

    SWING

    Musical & dance celebration feat. vocalist Ann Hampton Callaway; St. James Theater, 246 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$75.

     

    THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

    Three-woman production returns to the Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $55 [through 2/20].

     

    WAITING IN THE WINGS

    Noel Coward's production about a retirement home for women actresses; Eugene O'Neill Theater, 230 W. 49th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Thurs.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $25-$70.

     

    Long Runs

    ANNIE GET YOUR GUN

    Annie returns to the Marquis Theater, 1535 B'way (46th St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$75.

     

    BEAUTY & THE BEAST

    Palace Theater, 1564 B'way (47th St.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 1 & 6:30, $22.50-$80.

     

    CABARET

    The Roundabout Theater's production of Kander & Ebb's classic; Studio 54, 254 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 7th Ave.), 239-6200, Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $45-$90.

     

    CATS

    Winter Garden Theater, 1634 B'way (50th St.), 239-6200; Weds., Fri. Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40-$75.

     

    CHICAGO

    Concert version of 1975 musical starring Sandy Duncan; Schubert Theater, 225 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $20-$75.

     

    THE FANTASTICKS

    Longest-running musical; Sullivan St. Theater, 181 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & Houston Sts.), 674-3838; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 7, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $36.50-$39.

     

    FOOTLOOSE

    Adaptation of 1984 film about small town that tries to outlaw dancing; Richard Rodgers Theater, 226 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat., mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$80.

     

    FOSSE

    Musical celebration of choreographer's oeuvre; Broadhurst Theater, 235 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65-$80.

     

    HEDWIG & THE ANGRY INCH

    A rock 'n' roll glam-punk musical inspired by Plato's Symposium; Jane Street Theater at the Hotel Riverview Ballroom, 113 Jane St. (West Side Hwy.), 239-6200 or www.hedwig.com; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, Fri. at 8 & 11, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 7, $20-$49.50.

    JEKYLL & HYDE

    Musical by Frank Wildhorn & Leslie Bricusse starring everyone's favorite General Hospital actor Jack Wagner; Plymouth Theater, 236 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$80.

     

    LES MISERABLES

    Imperial Theater, 249 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$80.

     

    THE LION KING

    New Amsterdam Theater, 214 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 6:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $25-$85.

     

    MISS SAIGON

    B'way Theater, 1681 B'way (53rd St.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80.

     

    PERFECT CRIME

    Long-running murder mystery; Duffy Theater, 1553 B'way (46th St.), 695-3401; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35.

     

    PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

    Majestic Theater, 247 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80.

     

    RAGTIME

    Ford Center for the Performing Arts, 214 W. 43rd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2 & Sun. at 3, $31-$81.

     

    RENT

    An East Village La Boheme; Nederlander Theater, 208 w. 41st St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 307-4100; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $35-$80.

     

    SECRETS EVERY SMART TRAVELER SHOULD KNOW

    Airline humor & travel gags at the Ibis Theater, 321 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 799-4599; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mat. Weds. at 2:30, $50-$55.

     

    THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL

    Production about the French Revolution; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 307-4100; Weds. at 2 & 8, Thurs. at 2, Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $45-$80.

     

    SMOKEY JOE'S CAFE

    Broadway musical based on songs of Leiber & Stoller, Rick Springfield joins the cast from 10/19-10/31; Virginia Theater, 245 W. 52nd St. (B'way), 239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $30-$80 [through 1/16].

     

    TONY & TINA'S WEDDING

    Same interactive musical theater, now in its 12th year of production; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), reception at Vinnie Black's Vegas Room, Hotel Edison, 221 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 239-6200; Thurs.-Sat. at 7, mat. Sun. at 2, $65-$75.