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| 16 Feb 2015 | 05:01

     

    ALICE IN BED

    Fantasy drama inspired by Alice James, sister of writer Henry James & philosopher William James; New York Theater Workshop, 79 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-460-5475; Thurs.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mat. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $45 [opens 11/5].

     

    A CLASS ACT

    Musical suggests that it's not success that matters but what one does for love; Manhattan Theater Club's Stage II, City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40, $20 st. [opens 10/31, through 11/26].

     

    COBB

    Lee Blessing's look at Hall of Famer, Ty Cobb returns for an Off-Broadway run at Lucille Lortel Theater, 121 Christopher St. (betw. Hudson & Bleecker Sts.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sat. & Tues. at 8:30, Sun. at 7:30, mat. Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3:30, $45, $17.50 st. [opens 11/8].

     

    COMIC POTENTIAL

    Futuristic black comedy involving robotic dopplegangers; Manhattan Theater Club's Stage II, City Center, 131 W. 55th St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-581-1212; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2:30, $55 [opens 11/16].

     

    DAHLING!

    Another play about Tallulah Bankhead?see listing below; Grove St. Playhouse, 39 Grove St. (betw. 7th Ave. & Bleecker St.), 212-358-5812; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15 [opens 10/28].

     

    END OF THE WORLD PARTY

    Chuck Ranberg's new comedy about several men who share a house on Fire Island; 47th St. Theater, 304 W. 47th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45-$49.50 [opens 11/9].

     

    FORBIDDEN BROADWAY 2001: A SPOOF ODYSSEY

    Parody of Broadway musicals; Stardust Theater, Ellen's Stardust Restaurant, 1650 B'way (51st St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8:15, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3:30, $49.50 [opens 10/30].

     

    FULL MOON & HIGH TIDE IN THE LADIES ROOM

    A look inside the ladies' room at Frank's bar; Common Basis Theater, 750 8th Ave. (46th St.), 212-340-1112; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, $12 [through 11/19].

     

    GAME SHOW

    Interactive comedy where audience members become contestants in trivia game & actually win prizes; 45 Bleecker, 45 Bleecker St. (Lafayette St.), 212-307-4100 or www.bomb-itty.com; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35-$49.50 [opens 10/25].

     

    THE HEAD

    A gangster, giant, dwarf & Pakistani mystic attempt to kidnap a disembodied head & a few others, outside their underground London laboratory; Chelsea Playhouse, 125 W. 22nd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sun. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 4, $35 [opens 11/3].

     

    HIGHWAY TO TOMORROW

    Elevator Repair Service's production based on Euripide's The Bacchae; Here, 145 6th Ave. (betw. Spring & Dominick Sts.), 212-647-0202 or www.here.org; Weds.-Sun. at 8:30, $15 [opens 11/1].

     

    KIT MARLOWE

    Premiere of David Grimm's exploration of Shakespeare's rival, playwright Christopher Marlowe, as part of NY Shakespeare Festival at Joseph Papp Public Theater, 425 Lafayette St. (Astor Pl.), 212-239-6200; Tues. at 8, $45 [opens 11/19].

     

    RED ROSES & PETROL

    Dublin, a funeral & a ghost or two; Irish Arts Center, 553 W. 51st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-581-4125; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $35-$40 [opens 10/30].

     

    ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW

    Rock 'n' roll cult favorite returns to B'way so get ready to do the "Time Warp" again, starring Joan Jett!; Circle in the Square Theater, 1633 B'way (50th St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9:45, Sun. at 2 & 7, $30-$79.50 [opens 11/15].

     

    ROSENCRANTZ & GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD

    Comedic rendition of Shakespeare's Hamlet presented by all-female cast; Abingdon Theater, 432 W. 42nd St., 4th fl. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-501-1986; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [opens 10/30, through 4/23/01].

     

    STRICTLY PERSONAL

    DJM in search of SF who's not afraid of dating a recently divorced NYC man; Soho Playhouse, 15 Vandam St. (betw. 6th Ave. & Varick St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $45 [opens 11/8].

     

    TABLETOP

    An ad person's wet dream; The American Place Theater, 111 W. 46th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & B'way), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $47.50 [opens 10/30].

     

    WHAT THE BUTLER SAW

    The New Group's rendition of Joe Orton's sex farce starring Chloë Sevigny, Dylan Baker & Lisa Emery; Playhouse at St. Clement's, 423 W. 46th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-643-6878; Tues. at 7, $25-$35 [opens 11/12, through 12/10].

     

    WRONG WAY UP

    Rock 'n' roll coming-of-age musical about a rebel; NY Performance Works, 128 Chambers St. (W. B'way), 212-479-8582; Thurs. at 10:30, Mon. at 8, $12 [opens 10/26, through 11/20].

     

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    ALICE IN WONDERLAND

    Adaptation through "Revelation of Form" staged at St. Marks Studio Theater, 94 St. Marks Pl. (betw. 1st Ave. & Ave. A), 212-539-7686; Weds. at 8, $15, $10 st./s.c. [through 11/8].

     

    ALL MY SONS

    Arthur Miller's classic drama about a family dealing w/the repercussions of war; Riant Theater, 161 Hudson St. (betw. Hubert & Laight Sts.), 212-925-8353; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $15 [through 10/29].

     

    ANOTHER ROUND

    Epiphany Theater Company's exploration of police shootings in NYC; Diallo, Dorismond & Gammage; John Houseman Theater, 450 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-252-5084; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, mat. Sun. at 2, call for price [through 11/4].

     

    ARCA NOVA

    North American Cultural Laboratory's presentation of The Book of Genesis; Washington Square Church, 135 W. 4th St. (betw. 6th Ave. & MacDougal St.), 212-946-5734; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15, $12 st./s.c. [through 10/28].

     

    BAAL

    Flea Theater's artistic director Jim Simpson directs new American retelling of Brecht's first play; the Flea, 41 White St. (betw. Church St. & B'way), 212-226-2407; Weds. at 8 & 10, Thurs. & Fri. at 10, Sat. at 10 & 12 a.m., $15-$25 [through 11/4].

     

    THE BEGINNING OF AUGUST

    Play traces series of events that occur after a mother (played by Mary Steenburgen) abandons her husband & daughter before returning home to ask forgiveness; Atlantic Theater, 336 W. 20th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $35-$40 [through 11/5].

     

    BIG POTATO

    Black comedy, seduction & the holocaust; Duke Theater, 229 W. 42nd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs., Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 2, $40-$45 [through 11/5].

     

    BLACKLIGHT

    Nathan Scott's solo drama examines matters of the heart; Theater 22, 54 W. 22nd St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 917-313-7772; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12, [through 10/29].

     

    BOYS DON'T WEAR LIPSTICK

    "A journey from boyhood to manhood, by way of a 15-year detour through womanhood"; Players Theater, 115 MacDougal St. (betw. Bleecker & 3rd Sts.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $20-$45.

     

    CABIN CRAZY

    New comedy by Joseph Coyne; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-675-6677; Fri.-Sun. at 7, $12.50, $8 st./s.c. [through 12/31].

     

    CAIN

    Steps Theater pres. Lord Byron's romantic drama at Greenwich Village Center, 219 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & W. 3rd Sts.), 212-841-5454; Fri. & Sat. at 8, Sun. at 6, $15 [through 11/12].

     

    COMPANY

    Rude Mechanicals' reworking of Samuel Beckett's late prose work; Rude Room at Access Theater, 380 B'way (White St.), 212-414-5136; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 7 & 9:30, Sun. at 7, $14.

     

    THE CRUMPLE ZONE

    Jason Moore, associate director of Les Miserables, directs new comedy involving "five very different men as they confront questions of love, infidelity, & friendship over one frantic holiday weekend" at The Rattlestick Theater, 224 Waverly Pl. (betw. 11th & Perry Sts.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7, $35 [through 10/29].

     

    DANNY & THE DEEP BLUE SEA

    Two Bronx barflies test fate w/passion; Flatiron Theater, 119 W. 23rd St. (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), RSVP 212-726-2635; Weds.-Sun. at 8, $15 [through 10/29].

     

    DEER SEASON

    Three sisters return home to Vermont to sell the family's farm & in process come across "love, death, alien probes & condom art"; 78th St. Theater Lab, 236 W. 78th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-946-6379; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 2, $12 [through 10/29].

     

    DINNER PARTY

    Six people address aspects of marriage & divorce as they indulge in a fancy meal; Music Box Theater, 239 W. 45th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, call for price.

     

    DOLL

    Twisted reworking of A Doll's House blends Henrik Ibsen's classic w/everyone's favorite disproportionate plastic Mattel toy; P.S. 122, 150 1st Ave. (9th St.), 212-477-5288; Weds.-Sun. at 7:30, $15-$20 [through 11/19].

     

    EL CEPILLO DE DIENTES (THE TOOTHBRUSH)

    Comical Latin American play set in an almost cartoonish world; Clemente Soto Vélez Cultural Center, 107 Suffolk St. (Delancey St.), 212-861-7651; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 11/12].

     

    THE ELEPHANT MAN

    Revival of musical that traces life of one man's journey from side-show freak to B'way star; Cornelia Connelly Center, 220 E. 4th St. (betw. Aves. A & B), 212-995-5302; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $19 [through 10/29].

     

    FACE VALUE

    Kevin R. Free's musical tour de force parody of VH1's Behind the Music & daytime talkshows; Abrons Arts Center, Henry St. Settlement, 466 Grand St. (Pitt St.), 212-598-0400; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, call for price [through 10/29].

     

    FAME TAKES A HOLIDAY

    Look backstage at a four-girl NJ comedy group; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-475-7710; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3:30, $15 [through 11/19].

     

    FESTIVAL OF DOMINICAN THEATER

    Thirty-second season of Latin American, Spanish & Hispanic-American theater, both new & repertory works performed continues w/Yerma, Pilar Rioja & Vieques?in Spanish with English translation via headsets upon request; Repertorio Español, 138 E. 27th St. (betw. Lexington & 3rd Aves.), 212-889-2850 or www.repertorio.org; call for times, $30-$40 [through 12/23].

     

    FRANKENSTEIN: THE ROCK MUSICAL

    New adaptation of Mary Shelley's 1816 classic romantic novel w/original songs; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-475-7710; Thurs.-Sat. at 10, mat. Sun. at 5, $15 [through 11/19].

     

    THE GLASS MENDACITY

    The Genesius Guild's twisted renditions of several plays by Tennessee Williams; Duplex, 61 Christopher St. (7th Ave.), RSVP 212-255-5438; Thurs. & Fri. at 7:30, $15 & 2 drink min. [through 11/10].

     

    HARD FEELINGS

    Workplace for women feat. new comedy about "love, loss & the power of bunny slippers" by Neena Beber, Maria Mileaf directs (Lobster Alice); Women's Project Theater, 424 W. 55th St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $36 [through 11/4].

     

    HENRY IV

    Multimedia/futuristic reworking of Shakespearean classic; Clemente Soto Vélez Cultural Center, 107 Suffolk St. (Delancey St.), 212-875-7528; Fri., Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $19 [through 11/5].

     

    HORROR ON HORSEBACK

    Andrew Phelps directs new adaptations of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, The Devil & Tom Walker, The Spectra Bridegroom & Don Juan; Waterloo Bridge Theater, 203 W. 38th St., 5th fl. (7th Ave.), 212-330-8879; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $12 [through 11/12].

     

    THE HUSSY CHRONICLES

    Superhero, Hussy is described as a comic strip coming to life?cross between David Lynch & Charles Ludlam mixed w/equal doses of heavy metal & the PowerPuff Girls; Go-Go Room, Show World, 671 8th Ave., 2nd fl. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.,), 212-353-7859; Thurs.-Sat. at 7:30, $15 [through 11/4].

     

    IT AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT THE BLUES

    Tony nominee about birth of blues. Songs incl. "Sweet Home Chicago," "Fever," "Goodnight Irene," "The Thrill Is Gone," & "Let The Good Times Roll"; B.B. King Blues Club, 243 W. 42nd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-239-6200; call for times, $50.

     

    KING LEAR

    Modern reworking of Shakespearean classic feat. The Waltons' Ralph Waite; Intar53 Theater, 508 W. 53rd St. (10th Ave.), 212-279-4200; Weds.-Sat. at 7:30, mat. Sun. at 3, $19 [through 10/29].

     

    KWAIDAN

    Ping Chong directs triptych of Japanese ghost stories utilizing puppetry, projection & imagery; New Victory Theater, 209 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 212-239-6200; Fri. at 7, Sat. at 2 & 7, Sun. at 12 & 5, $10-$25 [through 11/5].

     

    LAVA

    Richard Forman directs experimental production w/nothing but props, scripts & audience participation, last Mon. of every month; Nada, 167 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-420-1466; Mon. at 8, $5.

     

    LES MIZRAHI

    Cabarets by Mr. Fashion designer himself, Isaac Mizrahi; Greenwich House Theater, 27 Barrow St. (7th Ave. S.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 7 & 10, $30-$35 [through 11/25].

     

    LIFEGAME

    Britain's Improbable Theater creates spontaneous work based on an audience member's life; Jane Street Theater at the Hotel Riverview Ballroom, 113 Jane St. (West Side Hwy.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $25-$37.50.

     

    THE LINE OF LEAST EXISTENCE

    "A live Pop Art event on the 60's Sex, Drugs & Rock 'n' Roll phenomenon"; Medicine Show Theater, 549 W. 52nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-262-4216; Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 5, $15 [through 11/26].

     

    MAN IN THE FLYING LAWN CHAIR

    Production based on true life story of Larry Walters, a daredevil who launched himself into air while sitting in a lawn chair; 78th St. Theater Lab, 236 W. 78th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-873-9050; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 11/18].

     

    THE MERCHANT OF VENICE

    Eve Adamson (Medea & The Balcony) directs adaptation of problematic Shakespearean play; Bouwerie Lane Theater, 330 Bowery (Bond St.), 212-677-0060; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, $40, $24 st./s.c. [through 12/14].

     

    THE MISER

    The Oberon Theater's reworking of Moliere's farce; The Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-560-2241; Fri. & Sat. at 8, $12, $10 st. [through 10/28].

     

    MONEY

    Social comedy about hustlin' for dough; Studio Theater, 145 W. 46th (betw. 6th & 7th Aves.), 800-965-4827; Weds. & Thurs. at 7:30, Fri. & Sat. at 8, mat. Sat. at 2, $17-$19 [through 10/28].

     

    OCTOBERFEST 2000

    More than 50 playwrights pres. staged works, works-in-progress & readings during annual event that celebrates the arts; Ensemble Studio Theater, 549 W. 52nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-247-4982; call for times, $7 [through 11/5].

     

    THE OLD DARK HOUSE

    Reworking of classic 1932 film directed by James Whale (Frankenstein); Nada, 167 Ludlow St. (betw. Houston & Stanton Sts.), 212-420-1466; Thurs.-Sat. at 10, Sun. at 8, $12 [through 10/29].

     

    ONE HOT SUMMER

    "Funny how committed people are to love, sex, marriage & divorce"; KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-539-7686; Fri.-Sun. at 8, $15 [through 12/3].

     

    PARTY DEVIL

    Ken Bullock stars as female political activist fighting to stop Mint T., the gay gangster rapper among other things, gala on Fri. ($25); Dixon Place, 309 E. 26th St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-532-1546; Fri. & Sat. at 8, $15, $12 adv., $8 st./s.c. [through 10/28].

     

    PROOF

    Manhattan Theater Club's B'way play about the complexities of love a young woman faces; Walter Kerr Theater, 219 W. 48th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $24-$69.

     

    ROBERTO ZUCCO

    Empire Theater Co. pres. controversial French play; Currican Theater, 154 W. 29th St. (betw 6th & 7th Aves.), 212-539-3899; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $18 [through 11/18].

     

    SACRED JOURNEY

    Solo triumph of Native American "Indian John's" degrading story of life on the streets in NYC; Blue Heron Arts Center, 123 E. 24th St. (betw. Park Ave. S. & Lexington Ave.), 212-332-0027; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $15 [through 10/29].

     

    THE SEAGULL

    New adaptation of an Anton Chekhov classic; La MaMa E.T.C., 74A E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-475-7710; Thurs.-Sun. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3:30, $20 [through 11/5].

     

    SOME OF MY PARTS

    "One-woman comedy about sex, spirituality & maraschino cherries"; KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-604-4024; Thurs. at 8, $15 [through 11/16].

     

    SOME MEN NEED HELP

    Affluent CT businessman is struck by alcoholism; The Producer's Club, 358 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $20 [through 11/4].

     

    SOUTH OF NO NORTH

    Adaptation of Charles Bukowski's collection of shorts from 1973; 29th St. Rep, 212 W. 29th St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-465-0575; Weds.-Sun. at 8, $35.

     

    STEALIN' HOME

    How African-American Jackie Robinson changed the state of major league baseball when he played second baseman for the Dodgers in 1947; Castillo Theater, 500 Greenwich St. (betw. Spring & Canal Sts.), 212-941-1234; call for times, $25-$40 [through 11/12].

     

    STRANGER

    Debut of Craig Lucas' production about two airline passengers seated next to each other, one being an ex-con; Vineyard Theater, 108 E. 15th St. (Irving Pl.), 212-353-0303; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 9, Sun. at 3, $45 [through 11/19].

     

    SUBURBAN MOTEL

    Two comedies set in same hotel room, "Problem Child" & "Risk Everything"; Pantheon Theater, 303 W. 42nd St., 2nd fl. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-358-3594; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15, $10 st. [through 10/28].

     

    TALLULAH HALLELUJAH!

    Musical celebration of Tallulah Bankhead's impromptu before a performance by Ella Fitzgerald, w/musical accompaniment by Bob Goldstone; Douglas Fairbanks Theater, 432 W. 42nd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-354-2200; Weds., Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. at 2, Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $45.

     

    TEXTS FOR NOTHING

    First debuted during 1991's NY Shakespeare Festival, Bill Irwin's "new vaudeville" claims to explore lesser known works by 20th-century greats; Classic Stage Co., 136 E. 13th St. (betw. 3rd & 4th Aves.), 212-677-4210, ext.2; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mat. Sun. at 3, $25-$40 [through 11/5].

     

    TRUST

    Temptation, a rock star, forlorn girls & naiveté all swirled into one production; Raw Space, 529 W. 42nd St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-206-1515; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, $19 [through 11/12].

     

    TWELFTH NIGHT

    Shakespeare presented by Bottom's Dream Arts, Inc.; Trilogy Theater, 341 W. 44th St., 2nd fl. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-502-0887; Weds.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 11/11].

     

    THE UNDISCOVERED CHEKHOV

    Early stories from Russian journals translated by Peter Constantine, part of Pure Pop Festival 2000; Show World, 671 8th Ave. (betw. 42nd & 43rd Sts.), 212-420-1466; Sun. at 7, Mon. at 8 & 10, $10.99 [through 12/31].

     

    THE UNEXPECTED MAN

    England's Matthew Warchus (Art, True West) directs Yasmina Reza's play which stars Alan Bates & Eileen Atkins; Promenade Theater, B'way (76th St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, call for price [through 12/31].

     

    THE WALL OF WATER

    Story about three NYC girls who think they find the perfect apartment on the Upper West Side; West End Theater, 263 W. 86th St. (betw. B'way & West End Ave.), 212-946-2033; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $15 [through 11/18].

     

    WORK=PAIN=SUCCESS

    One-man commentary looks at American work ethic & what it takes to be "successful"; Kraine Theater at KGB, 85 E. 4th St. (betw. 2nd Ave. & Bowery), 212-539-7686; Weds. at 8, $12.

     

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    ANATOMY OF A KNUCKLEHEAD

    Play combines elements of Ghost Dog & Don't Be a Menace to Society While Drinking Juice in the Hood while it traces the last hours before hiphop head Prejudice is killed by Nemesis; 78th St. Theater Lab, 236 W. 78th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-873-9050; Fri. & Sat. at 10:15, $12 [through 10/21].

     

    AIDA

    Triangular love story with music by Elton John & lyrics by Tim Rice; Palace Theater, 1554 B'way (47th St.), 212-307-4747; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25-$80.

     

    BERLIN TO BROADWAY WITH KURT WEILL

    Play spans entire career of Weill. Score incl. "Mack The Knife," "September Song" & "My Ship"; the Triad Theater, 158 W. 72nd St. (betw. Amsterdam & Columbus Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds. at 3, Fri. at 10:30, Sat. at 2 & 8, Sun. at 4:30 & 7:30, Mon. & Tues. at 8, $45.

     

    CAFÉ MILLENNIUM

    Comedy about slam poetry nights; 241 E. 24th St. (betw. 2nd & 3rd Sts.), 212-388-7947; Sun. at 7, $10 & 2 drink min. [through 11/26].

     

    THE COUNTESS

    Drama based on scandal that rocked Victorian England re-opens at Lambs Theater, 130 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 6th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $40-$55.

     

    DE LA GUARDA

    Argentine theater group infuses theater with rock, dance, aerial contortionism & carnival elements in long-running smash Villa Villa; Daryl Roth Theater, 20 Union Sq. East (15th St.), 212-239-6200; Weds., Thurs. & Tues. at 8, Fri. at 8 & 10:30, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 7, $40-$45.

     

    DIRTY BLONDE

    Claudia Shear's production about "a gal, a guy & Mae West," starring herself, Kevin Chamberlin & Bob Stillman moves to Broadway's Helen Hayes Theater, 240 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $65.

     

    THE DONKEY SHOW

    "A Midsummer Night's disco" at El Flamingo 547 W. 21st St. (betw. 10th & 11th Aves.), 212-307-4100 or www.thedonkeyshow.com; Weds. & Thurs. at 8, Fri. & Sat. at 8 & 10:30, $35-$39.

     

    4 GUYS NAMED JOSE & UNA MUJER NAMED MARIA

    Song & dance routine about four men who have a dream?to stage a show of Latin standards; the Blue Angel Theater, 323 W. 44th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6240; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $37.50-$47.50.

     

    FULLY COMMITTED

    Becky Mode's humorous look inside one of Manhattan's trendiest restaurant opens off-Broadway starring Mark Setlock from Rent; Cherry Lane Theater, 38 Commerce St. (Bleecker St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 6 & 9, Sun. at 3 & 7, $45.

     

    I LOVE YOU, YOU'RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE!

    Musical revue looks at "Hopeful Heterosexuals"; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (9th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Fri., Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2:30, $49.50-$55.

     

    JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR

    One of the longest running musicals returns to NYC; Ford Center for the Performing Arts, 213 W. 43rd St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $26-$81.

     

    JITNEY

    August Wilson's look at African American experiences during 20th-century; Union Sq. Theater, 100 E. 17th St. (Park Ave. S.), 212-505-0700; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $55.

     

    LATE NITE CATECHISM

    Interactive comedy written by Vicki Quade & Maripat Donovan; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Fri. & Sat. at 8, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 3, $40.

     

    LINE

    Play by Israel Horovitz now in its 26th year; Thirteenth St. Rep, 50 W. 13th St. (betw. 5th & 6th Aves.), 212-675-6677; Weds. & Thurs. at 7, Fri. & Sat. at 9:30, $12.50, $8 st./s.c.

     

    MONO

    Audience members serve as barflies as they eavesdrop on crew of outcasts incl. nerd dressed in leather, mute, sock puppet & other awkward characters during night out at the local pub; Surf Reality, 172 Allen St. (betw. Stanton & Rivington Sts.), 212-358-3447; Thurs.-Sat. at 8, $12.

     

    THE MUSIC MAN

    Meredith Wilson's adaptation of 1950 Broadway musical with choreography by Susan Stroman; Neil Simon Theater, 250 W. 52nd St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $40-$85.

     

    NAKED BOYS SINGING

    Musical revue celebrates "being in your birthday suit"?eight naked men & 16 tunes; The Actors' Playhouse, 100 7th Ave. S. (betw. Grove & Bleecker Sts.), 212-463-0060; Weds.-Fri. & Mon. at 8, Sat. at 7 & 10, Sun. at 3 & 8, $35-$65.

     

    OUR SINATRA

    Celebration of Hoboken's favorite ole blue eyes; Dillion's, 245 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mat. Sat. at 2:30, Sun. at 3, $50-$80.

     

    SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

    Musical inspired by Robert Stigwood's 1977 film; Minskoff Theater, 1515 B'way (45th St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 2, Sun. at 2 & 7, $30-$85. [through 12/00].

     

    SPINNING INTO BUTTER

    Small NE college is forced to deal with issues of racism when series of racist notes are addressed to an African-American student, part of Lincoln Center Festival 2000; Newhouse Theater at Lincoln Center, 150 W. 65th St. (betw. B'way & Amsterdam Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $50 [through 10/28].

     

    SWING

    Musical & dance celebration feat. vocalist Ann Hampton Callaway; St. James Theater, 246 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$85.

     

    THE SYRINGA TREE

    Playwright & actress Pamela Gien takes on role of 28 characters as she tells tale of two families, one white, one black, & their struggles in South Africa; Playhouse 91, 316 E. 91st St. (betw. 1st & 2nd Aves.), 212-307-4100; Weds-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $47.50.

     

    THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES

    Eve Ensler's documentation of life as seen through "the muff," based on real-life interviews?new actresses every two weeks; Westside Theater, 407 W. 43rd St. (betw. 9th & 10th Aves.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 5 & 8, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $55.

     

    Long Runs

     

    ANNIE GET YOUR GUN

    Annie returns to the Marquis Theater, 1535 B'way (46th St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7:30, mats. Weds., Sat. & Sun. at 2, $20-$80.

     

    BEAUTY & THE BEAST

    Palace Theater, 1564 B'way (47th St.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $25.-$80.

     

    CABARET

    The Roundabout Theater's production of Kander & Ebb's classic; Studio 54, 254 W. 54th St. (betw. B'way & 7th Ave.), 212-239-6200, Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $40-$90.

     

    CHICAGO

    Concert version of 1975 musical starring Vicki Lewis, Charlotte d'Amboise, Marcia Lewis, P.J. Benjamin & Brent Barrett; Shubert Theater, 225 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200 or www.chicagothemusical.com; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $37.50-$85.

     

    THE FANTASTICKS

    Longest-running musical; Sullivan St. Theater, 181 Sullivan St. (betw. Bleecker & Houston Sts.), 212-674-3838; Weds.-Fri. & Tues. at 8, Sat. at 3 & 7, Sun. at 3 & 7:30, $36.50-$39.

     

    FOOTLOOSE

    Adaptation of 1984 film about small town that tries to outlaw dancing; Richard Rodgers Theater, 226 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $20-$80.

     

    FOSSE

    Musical celebration of choreographer's oeuvre; Broadhurst Theater, 235 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $35-$85.

     

    JEKYLL & HYDE

    Musical by Frank Wildhorn & Leslie Bricusse starring everyone's favorite Baywatch man David Hasselhoff?not sure he's going to top Sebastian Bach without a wig? Maybe it's time to get Axl Rose into showbiz; Plymouth Theater, 236 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $55-$80.

     

    LES MISERABLES

    Imperial Theater, 249 W. 45th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$85.

     

    THE LION KING

    New Amsterdam Theater, 214 W. 42nd St. (B'way), 212-307-4100; Weds.-Sat. at 8, Sun. at 1 & 6:30, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $25-$90.

     

    MISS SAIGON

    Written by Alain Boublil & Claude-Michel Schonberg, creators of Les Miserables now in its 9th year; B'way Theater, 1681 B'way (53rd St.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80 [through 12/31].

     

    PERFECT CRIME

    Long-running murder mystery; Duffy Theater, 1553 B'way (46th St.), 212-695-3401; Thurs.-Sat. & Mon. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, Sun. at 3, $35.

     

    PHANTOM OF THE OPERA

    Majestic Theater, 247 W. 44th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Weds.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, mats. Weds. & Sat. at 2, $20-$80.

     

    RENT

    An East Village La Boheme; Nederlander Theater, 208 w. 41st St. (betw. 7th & 8th Aves.), 212-307-4100; Thurs.-Sat., Mon. & Tues. at 8, Sun. at 7, mats. Sat. & Sun. at 2, $20-$80.

     

    TONY & TINA'S WEDDING

    Same interactive musical theater, now in its 12th year of production; St. Luke's Church, 308 W. 46th St. (betw. 8th & 9th Aves.), reception at Vinnie Black's Vegas Room, Hotel Edison, 221 W. 46th St. (betw. B'way & 8th Ave.), 212-239-6200; Thurs.-Sun. at 7, Sat. & Sun. at 2, $67.50-$80.